Sunday, August 24, 2008

I LOVE my Country...

I LOVE MY COUNTRY BUT NOT BARISAN NATIONAL !
GO TO HELL YOU DISGUSTING, PATHETIC, HOPELESS, SHAMEFUL, EVIL, CORRUPTED UMNO + MCA + MIC + ETC = BARISAN NATIONAL!
LEAVE US ALONE !
LEAVE US IN PEACE WITH YOUR ASS PLAYING SAIFUL.....PLS "MELIWAT" IN YOUR OWN BARISAN NATIONAL ROOM AND NOT IN OUR LOVELY COUNTRY !
HELL GOES WITH YOU - BARISAN NATIONAL !
For the 1st time in my LIFE, I feel I want to abandon my country and move to other country for my life........SADNESS kills MY SOUL.....

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

7 Little Jokers

Hei Guys! Take a look at the 7 Little JOKERS !!


**The above is only some FAKE dialog and is not true**

Saturday, August 16, 2008

YB declaring WAR with HORRIBLE CREATURES !

Mosquitoes are insects in the family Culicidae. They have a pair of scaled wings, a pair of halteres, a slender body, and long legs. The females of most mosquito species suck blood (hematophagy) from other animals, which has made them the most deadly disease vector known, killing millions of people over thousands of years and continuing to kill millions per year by the spread of diseases...blah blah blah.....

Ya...who cares what it is??!!! As long as it makes your asshole itchy and scratch non-stop, you will just get your way to KILL IT!!!!
Unless.....you like to get your ASSHOLE itchy all day long .....then I have no say on that ....

I would like to share my recent experience of stoping my ITCHY ASS continue itchy when I visit my grandma's house in Ipoh...

Seriously, I think the house is the MILITARY BASE for the MOSQUITOES in IPOH!
When I sat there, THOUSANDS or ARMIES of MOSQUITOES FLOCKED to me and try to suck me dry! (I don't mind OTHER things SUCK me...but definately not MOSQUITOES!)

DAMN I CURSE ALL MOSQUITOES! They suck like never drink MILK before....suck and suck and suck until....I CANNOT TAKE IT ! Cause they tried to suck my NIPPLES (REASON:- I get TOP NUDE- due to the heaty temperature)!

So I R.E.V.E.N.G.E!
Let me show you........how I KILL ARMIES of MOSQUITOES and WHAT IS LEFT IN THE WAR ZONE.....






Sometimes....CHINESE WEAPONS are greater than the WESTERN INVENTION.... (I Used this as my last resource to defeat the ARMY of mosquitoes!)

After all the stories....LET ME SHOW U THE MOSQUITO REAL IDENTITY!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Never become a BIG bully again ....

Dear All Readers,

I know many of you miss my blog and I apologize for not updating it. This is due to I am very busy with my work lately. Oh ya, before I forget to inform you guys....I am lately being promoted .....promoted to YB - Yang Brilliant. So do call me YB Nic when you feel like leaving comments. I believe many of my friends knew this. Talking about friends, I do have things to share...and that is why I am here today...I have many friends and they all have different characters...for instance....friends who are THIN, friends who are FAT (for me to bully), friends who are TALL and friends who are SHORT ! (See ! Told you I have many friends).
But they have something common....which is ....SILLY!

That is the reason why I love my friends.....SILLY....and easy for me to BULLY.....wahahahaha...
But my mom always asked me not to BULLY people when I was young, because one day I will soon eat back my own TAHI-shit !
I believe that, but I can't resist it...cause is....EXCITING BULLYING FRIENDS !!!!
I get addicted from it and I can't stop myself !!!

Although I bully people since age 6....yet I dare not bully 1 person....and her name is SIA LING - http://polyzone.blogspot.com/ . I don't know this lady until I am age 21 this year from the PKR election campaign in Penang. Yes, age 21! Don't you dare to suspect my age ! (everything here is NOT fake !)


She is a good photographer, but she is also a BIG BULLY ! Cause she BULLY me!
How? Please see the following pics she sent to me this morning....

EEUUU!!!! 18 SX !!!! WHY THE LADIES KISS MY POSTER??


This is NICE.....
THIS IS THE BEST ! YB NIC is a MODEL !


Right after I see what she did to my pics, I BUZZ her via YM and the following are the details of the conversation:

YB Nic: OOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
YB Nic: U TOO FREE EDITING???!!
Big Bully - Sia Ling: : hahaha.....
Big Bully - Sia Ling: yes just too free (SEE LA SEE LA ! THE REAL BIG BULLY!)
Big Bully - Sia Ling: wahahaha

**Really ONE MOUNTAIN HIGHER THAN ANOTHER MOUNTAIN (Chinese Proverb - Direct translation)**