It was a dreadful WAR. I nearly loose my life combating with the RA-TA-TU-EEEEE which was trying to make some wonderful meal in my kitchen! I am really glad that I learnt bodycombat in GYM and managed to CHASE the "CHEF RAT" away from my lovely clean kitchen.
To those who are afraid of RAT/MOUSE/TIKUS/老鼠/MICKEY MOUSE......below are some of the reference you can have and follow it through to free yourself from the HORRIBLE CREATURE(s) created by YOU-KNOW-WHO on EARTH!!!!!!
STEP 1: Prepare yourself with some WEAPONS
STEP 2: Open the kitchen cupboard (or incident place) and put a SAFETY CHAIR nearby with your weapons.
ps: Make sure your are standing far away when you follow step 2
STEP 3: JUMP yourself on the SAFETY CHAIR and PREPARE FOR WAR!
STEP 4: LOOK for the TRACE......things like smell/SHITS
STEP 5: Use your long weapon and start POKING and BANGING all the things in the cupboard to make sure the RAT is not there/ make sure it get scared and not to POP UP and say "HI" to you while you are doing the cleaning.
STEP 3: JUMP yourself on the SAFETY CHAIR and PREPARE FOR WAR!
STEP 4: LOOK for the TRACE......things like smell/SHITS
STEP 5: Use your long weapon and start POKING and BANGING all the things in the cupboard to make sure the RAT is not there/ make sure it get scared and not to POP UP and say "HI" to you while you are doing the cleaning.
ps: Remember to shout " STUPID RAT! SHIT U!" while you are doing the banging job
STEP 6: Use LATEST ADVANCE WEAPON - Vacumm Cleaner to suck all the TRACE-SHIT away
CAUTIOUS: DO NOT TRY TO USE CLOTH AND WIPE WITH YOUR HANDS. THE ENEMY - RAT WILL/MIGHT JUMP ON YOUR HAND AND CONTROL YOU BY PULLING YOUR HAIR AND DO COOKING!
STEP 7: Find the SOURCE and PLACE where the RAT SNEAK in
STEP 7: Find the SOURCE and PLACE where the RAT SNEAK in
STEP 8: Mop the floor after doing the Vacumm Cleaning. This is because the RAT is smelly after pooping all around without using toilet paper in your house.
CAUTIOUS: DO NOT SEAL THE HOLE WHILE YOU ARE FOLLOWING STEP 1 TO STEP 8. This is because the RAT will pop out any minute and try to flea for it's life back to it's HOLE.
For your information, the RAT is always there until you chase it out!
STEP 9: SEAL the HOLE! This is to ensure the RAT can't get back to it's new territory.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST.........
CURSE THE RAT AT THE END OF THE DAY!!!!
