宁静的咖啡店 ~ The Silent Coffee Shop

THE TASTE OF VICTORY !

2008-11-25T09:44:00.004+08:00

It was a dreadful WAR. I nearly loose my life combating with the RA-TA-TU-EEEEE which was trying to make some wonderful meal in my kitchen! I am really glad that I learnt bodycombat in GYM and managed to CHASE the "CHEF RAT" away from my lovely clean kitchen.

To those who are afraid of RAT/MOUSE/TIKUS/老鼠/MICKEY MOUSE......below are some of the reference you can have and follow it through to free yourself from the HORRIBLE CREATURE(s) created by YOU-KNOW-WHO on EARTH!!!!!!

STEP 1: Prepare yourself with some WEAPONS

STEP 2: Open the kitchen cupboard (or incident place) and put a SAFETY CHAIR nearby with your weapons.

ps: Make sure your are standing far away when you follow step 2

STEP 3: JUMP yourself on the SAFETY CHAIR and PREPARE FOR WAR!

STEP 4: LOOK for the TRACE......things like smell/SHITS

STEP 5: Use your long weapon and start POKING and BANGING all the things in the cupboard to make sure the RAT is not there/ make sure it get scared and not to POP UP and say "HI" to you while you are doing the cleaning.

ps: Remember to shout " STUPID RAT! SHIT U!" while you are doing the banging job

STEP 6: Use LATEST ADVANCE WEAPON - Vacumm Cleaner to suck all the TRACE-SHIT away

CAUTIOUS: DO NOT TRY TO USE CLOTH AND WIPE WITH YOUR HANDS. THE ENEMY - RAT WILL/MIGHT JUMP ON YOUR HAND AND CONTROL YOU BY PULLING YOUR HAIR AND DO COOKING!

STEP 7: Find the SOURCE and PLACE where the RAT SNEAK in

STEP 8: Mop the floor after doing the Vacumm Cleaning. This is because the RAT is smelly after pooping all around without using toilet paper in your house.

CAUTIOUS: DO NOT SEAL THE HOLE WHILE YOU ARE FOLLOWING STEP 1 TO STEP 8. This is because the RAT will pop out any minute and try to flea for it's life back to it's HOLE.

For your information, the RAT is always there until you chase it out!

STEP 9: SEAL the HOLE! This is to ensure the RAT can't get back to it's new territory.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST.........

CURSE THE RAT AT THE END OF THE DAY!!!!

Declaring a WAR

2008-11-24T13:40:00.005+08:00

Y.B Nicholas Ng will be declaring a WAR with the RAT in his house this evening.

~ Stay Tune ~

My Nightmare

2008-09-25T13:21:00.003+08:00

I had a dream.....everyone also have a dream.....but my dream yesterday was a NIGHTMARE!

Let me share you what I dreamt....

The story begins like this.....

(12.50am-on my bed)

I finish work and try to walk out from my office to lock the door. Suddenly, my colleugue tapped my shoulder and asked "Hei, how's your wedding preparation tomorrow?"

I looked at him with horrific eyes and exclaimed " WHAT WEDDING??!"

He continued "Your wedding ma....you forgot?"

I exclaimed "WHAT?!!! I DON'T KNOW LAAAAA"

After locking the door, I hurried myself to the car park and keep trying to recall when I commit myself to a wedding. Moreover, WHO IS MY WIFE?!!

I drove myself back to my house and thought of asking my mom what is happening.

When I entered the door, I nearly fainted right there. I saw many wedding stuffs - WEDDING CARDS, WEDDING CANDLES, WEDDING ANG PAOS, WEDDING DECORATIONS AND IS ALL RED COLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And my mom was busying with it.

I rushed to my mom side and hold her hands and asked " What is happening?! Why am I marrying tomorrow?"

My mom answered calmly "Boy, you are getting married tomorrow"

Me shouted " WHAT?!!! SINCE WHEN? CAN I CANCEL THE WEDDING?"

My Mom " Cannot la, all the invitation sent out to relative and friends..."

In my heart " I AM DEAD!"

I am so stressed !!!!!

I tried to call and meet my so call WIFE (Don't know why suddenly is my cousin sister)

I asked her " Can we cancel our wedding?"

She cried and din say anything.

I tried to talk to my aunt / future mother in law....she scolded me KUAT KUAT and said her daughter's name will ruin because I cancel it.

I don't know what to do....i am so fucking stressed ....and I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN I COMMIT MYSELF IN A WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stress.....Stress.....STRESSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

until.....

I woke up!

(2.10am - still on my bed)

I sweat alot and THANK GOD! IT'S JUST A DREAM !

I calmed myself by going to the kitchen to drink a cup of 100 plus....

FUCK ! I HATE THOSE DREAM !

Best Friend Wedding !

2008-09-11T13:38:00.005+08:00

WEDDING SEASON

As far as I am concern, IT(LOVE) dun really sided me or I don't really need it anyway (SOUR GRAPES *_* lolz).

Even though, I do will feel touched when other people can LOVE each other for long time and get married at the end and LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

The day before yesterday, I got an SMS:

"Can you give me your email address? I am Zhea Xui (Air Tebu)"

(Zhea Xui/Air Tebu is one of my best buddy during my secondary school days, but we lost contact for years. Our friendship just gone pale after I went to university while he studied in other college.)

The day before today, I SMS Mr Air Tebu:

"I heard you are going to marry wor! Congrates!"

The day before tomorrow, I received an email:

CAN YOU SEE MY NAME??? Invitation by an OLD BUDDY to his wedding dinner! GAM DONG - TOUCHED!

AIR TEBU ! I WISH YOU LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER !!!

830 - CRAZY NIGHT

2008-09-03T16:14:00.004+08:00

Please tell me, what did you do READERS, on the night before independence day???

Park your car and take LOUSY public transport to town for Merdeka countdown?

or you drive your car with expensive petrol around KL to search for food?

or you don't give a damn shit and sit at home watching TV and think that you don't want to waste extra money for entertainment (while actually you are paying high electricity bill)??

If either of the above is your selection, it is such another boring Merdeka Eve for you.....BOOOOO ! Looser ! Yeah I mean YOU!

Let me tell you what I did for my Merdeka Eve on 2008.

I attended a gathering.....OLD friends gathering....or to be precise....is a ALUMNI Gathering!

(If you don't know what it means, do try to google for the meaning if you don't have a dictionary)

It was organized by a bunch of people from EX CLS -Chinese Language Society from cyberjaya as well as from melacca campus.

This so call CLS is a platform in MMU that allows students who don't like to study yet don't want to be expelled out by the university to lepak around.

People in this platform are CRAZY !

They have nothing much to do in university but to:

1. Organize Chinese New Year Extravaganza to SHIOK SENDIRI in campus

2. Organize some singing contest just to show off how they can be champion in karaoke

3. Organize dancing lesson so that they can dance differently in DISCO - perhaps traditional dance in disco

4. Organize debate classes so that can quarrel with other people in the market and WIN

Well, many of the EX CLS members lost their HABITAT once they soaked themselves in the SEA of WORKING SPACE. They hardly think back their root in the olden days where they gone wild!

So, in order to UNLEASH the WILDERNESS WITHIN THE OLD PPL, CLS ALUMNI GATHRING was organized on 830 night !

The main purpose - and the ONLY puspose is to.....GO WILD FOR THE EX CLS-ians !!!

Below are just some of the WILD PICS from that night.......

THANKS ORGANIZER FOR THE FABULOUS NIGHT !

I LOVE my Country...

2008-08-24T11:55:00.004+08:00

I LOVE MY COUNTRY BUT NOT BARISAN NATIONAL !

GO TO HELL YOU DISGUSTING, PATHETIC, HOPELESS, SHAMEFUL, EVIL, CORRUPTED UMNO + MCA + MIC + ETC = BARISAN NATIONAL!

LEAVE US ALONE !

LEAVE US IN PEACE WITH YOUR ASS PLAYING SAIFUL.....PLS "MELIWAT" IN YOUR OWN BARISAN NATIONAL ROOM AND NOT IN OUR LOVELY COUNTRY !

HELL GOES WITH YOU - BARISAN NATIONAL !

For the 1st time in my LIFE, I feel I want to abandon my country and move to other country for my life........SADNESS kills MY SOUL.....

7 Little Jokers

2008-08-20T10:32:00.005+08:00

Hei Guys! Take a look at the 7 Little JOKERS !!

**The above is only some FAKE dialog and is not true**

YB declaring WAR with HORRIBLE CREATURES !

2008-08-16T15:57:00.009+08:00

Mosquitoes are insects in the family Culicidae. They have a pair of scaled wings, a pair of halteres, a slender body, and long legs. The females of most mosquito species suck blood (hematophagy) from other animals, which has made them the most deadly disease vector known, killing millions of people over thousands of years and continuing to kill millions per year by the spread of diseases...blah blah blah.....

Ya...who cares what it is??!!! As long as it makes your asshole itchy and scratch non-stop, you will just get your way to KILL IT!!!!
Unless.....you like to get your ASSHOLE itchy all day long .....then I have no say on that ....

I would like to share my recent experience of stoping my ITCHY ASS continue itchy when I visit my grandma's house in Ipoh...

Seriously, I think the house is the MILITARY BASE for the MOSQUITOES in IPOH!
When I sat there, THOUSANDS or ARMIES of MOSQUITOES FLOCKED to me and try to suck me dry! (I don't mind OTHER things SUCK me...but definately not MOSQUITOES!)

DAMN I CURSE ALL MOSQUITOES! They suck like never drink MILK before....suck and suck and suck until....I CANNOT TAKE IT ! Cause they tried to suck my NIPPLES (REASON:- I get TOP NUDE- due to the heaty temperature)!

So I R.E.V.E.N.G.E!
Let me show you........how I KILL ARMIES of MOSQUITOES and WHAT IS LEFT IN THE WAR ZONE.....

Sometimes....CHINESE WEAPONS are greater than the WESTERN INVENTION.... (I Used this as my last resource to defeat the ARMY of mosquitoes!)

After all the stories....LET ME SHOW U THE MOSQUITO REAL IDENTITY!

Never become a BIG bully again ....

2008-08-13T10:23:00.013+08:00

Dear All Readers,

I know many of you miss my blog and I apologize for not updating it. This is due to I am very busy with my work lately. Oh ya, before I forget to inform you guys....I am lately being promoted .....promoted to YB - Yang Brilliant. So do call me YB Nic when you feel like leaving comments. I believe many of my friends knew this. Talking about friends, I do have things to share...and that is why I am here today...I have many friends and they all have different characters...for instance....friends who are THIN, friends who are FAT (for me to bully), friends who are TALL and friends who are SHORT ! (See ! Told you I have many friends).
But they have something common....which is ....SILLY!

That is the reason why I love my friends.....SILLY....and easy for me to BULLY.....wahahahaha...
But my mom always asked me not to BULLY people when I was young, because one day I will soon eat back my own TAHI-shit !
I believe that, but I can't resist it...cause is....EXCITING BULLYING FRIENDS !!!!
I get addicted from it and I can't stop myself !!!

Although I bully people since age 6....yet I dare not bully 1 person....and her name is SIA LING - http://polyzone.blogspot.com/ . I don't know this lady until I am age 21 this year from the PKR election campaign in Penang. Yes, age 21! Don't you dare to suspect my age ! (everything here is NOT fake !)

She is a good photographer, but she is also a BIG BULLY ! Cause she BULLY me!
How? Please see the following pics she sent to me this morning....

EEUUU!!!! 18 SX !!!! WHY THE LADIES KISS MY POSTER??

This is NICE.....
THIS IS THE BEST ! YB NIC is a MODEL !

Right after I see what she did to my pics, I BUZZ her via YM and the following are the details of the conversation:

YB Nic: OOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
YB Nic: U TOO FREE EDITING???!!
Big Bully - Sia Ling: : hahaha.....
Big Bully - Sia Ling: yes just too free (SEE LA SEE LA ! THE REAL BIG BULLY!)
Big Bully - Sia Ling: wahahaha

**Really ONE MOUNTAIN HIGHER THAN ANOTHER MOUNTAIN (Chinese Proverb - Direct translation)**

Pakatan Rakyat Celebration

2008-06-24T16:25:00.005+08:00

Once upon a time, there was a baby BOY born on 7th Jan 198x (Due to the age sensitivity, it is not to be mentioned).
His dad was happy, his mom was sexy and whole of his family are MESSY !
Why? Because this baby boy cried since the day he was born.
No one knows what had happened and no one knows what to do.....
He cried when he wakes....he cried after he eats....he cried when he plays....until the 100th Day....he STOPPED ! (For your information, he is still ALIVE)
Weirdo.....

Until now no one can guess what had happened...maybe is something miracle happened...So we call it .................................................................

THE MAGICAL 100 DAYS !

100 Days meant alot to this baby boy ( Let's guess who is this boy later)
So when the Newly formed state government - The Pakatan Rakyat celebrated it's 100th days formation in Stadium Shah Alam, I decided to join the PARTY !
I registered my name with my lovely friend SIM SIM in order to book a seat to that party earlier on.

A night before the celebration, I received a sms and it made me sweat...

SMS : Bring casual young looking shirt or party t-shirt to work if you don't go home after work. We got a mission tomorrow

Curiousity no 1: Casual? Young? Party t-shirt?Where are we going? I thought is some formal event?? NOT MEH???
Curiousity no 2: Mission? What mission?????

The SMS made me hardly slept that night. I was so horrified what will happen soon. So I told my newly invited friend - CHarMaine (The gal in pretty shirt) to wear normal shirt to attend the function.But I guess I was wrong somehow...someway...

Just follow what is shown in the pictures......

Clown In Town???

2008-05-28T15:40:00.009+08:00

FAMOUS - Well known or widely known
I am FAMOUS - I am well known or I am widely known
NICHOLAS is quite famous recently - Nicholas is quite well known or Nicholas is quite widely known recently

YES PEOPLE ! SILENTCOFFEESHOP AUTHUR IS QUITE FAMOUS RECENTLY !!!!!

Gosh....I don't know where to start this. I felt like I am in the middle of no where to start my engine to blog. Since my Philippine working trip started, I had no time for blogging (as most bloggers know blogging EATS time). I went travelling ...working...and of course I went to a place call Templer's Park with a bunch of monkeys after my Philippine trip. For your information, Templer's Park is a park full with waterfalls in RAWANG. (If you still don't know, go google, don't ask me)

These bunch of MONKEYS are formed by some well known people :

KEN LEE, Chen Wan + Chen Wan's Girl Friend,Sia Ling, Kheng Teck, Tze Wei, Ker Chien, Chen Jie + Chen Jie's Girl Friend.....

If you know them, they are not KIDS and they still act like one...(gosh...no eye see)

What did we do there??? PLAY WATER and EAT la of course !!!!!

ABO (Else - Hokkien)? PUT KITE meh???!!!!!!!

Few of us jumped into the water and play while others shoot photos here and there....

Some of the photos are great...while some can make you FAMOUS !!!!!

Below are one of the FAMOUS/RECENT HOT TOPIC picture ......

TADA !!!! HE IS THE FAMOUS 出水芙蓉先生-MR WATER LOTUS!To be honest, I don't know who he is. Yet everyone started to guess he is me....Hei people, he is not me ! I need to clarify !!!!!!! Those bunch of monkeys started to gossip about this MR..dunno what and link me with him !

It sucks when you are wearing white POLO shirt walking smartly in KLCC park and those people started to imagine your white POLO shirt is soaked with water (in short - it shows ur TITTS in public) !!!! It did not make me feel proud...but humiliated instead. It just make me felt like I am one of the CLOWN in town !

JUST LIKE THIS! Blog that made me famous : 离尘不离城

Ps: Read the comments if you are as free as the MONKEYS

Secret Agent, Dangerous Task

2008-05-07T14:40:00.005+08:00

Being a secret agent to sneak into one of the current FAMOUS PARTY is not as easy as you can think of. That is why after years, we only have 007 in our big screen and do not have 001/002/.../101/898.....
Anyway, I would like to share with you guys on being Selangor 007 on 7th May 2008 12.03am....

Below are some of the MOST DANGEROUS TASK that no one..and I really MEAN NO ONE should intimate what is shown below....

BAYAYA TASK !!!

Hope to have new TASK in BN - Barisan Najis office one day ^_^

Sunday is just PERFECT!

2008-05-05T13:24:00.006+08:00

Money is Important....but FRIENDSHIP are MORE important in someways....

I am taking 20 minutes of my free time now in KL CENTRAL Starbucks while I am waiting to bring my clients to another client place for a site visit soon...but I would like to share my yesterday experience with my LOVELY - CUTE - 3 8 READERS before I do that....WAHAHA....yes....i mean YOU !

Sunday is PERFECT when you can go sing KARAOKE EARLY EARLY in the morning at 11am !
Sunday is PERFECT when your friends don't complain how you sing even if you sing like FROG !
Sunday is PERFECT when you can go have a AD HOC tea session in Sunway Pyramid after a TIRING KARAOKE session!
Sunday is PERFECT when an original SHORT tea session ended with 3 HOURS session in the same place!
Sunday is PERFECT when a CONTINUOUS tea session turn to a A&W dinner session!
Sunday is PERFECT when everyone seems like TOO FREAKING free and as if NOTHING TO DO and sit there talk and talk and talk after the dinner session!
Sunday is PERFECT when I just join California Fitness with a cheap price!
Sunday is PERFECT with a tiring MIND and BODY after a long...i mean LOOONG session outing...and.......
SUNDAY IS PERFECT WITH YOU GUYS !!!!!

MUACKSS to the following dedicated person:

Cecelia Chung - Chean Chung

The Maid - Si Min

Mangkuk - Chen Wan

Thinking a new name for this one - Sia Ling

The ROAR/ The Garang - Ken Lee

The FAUNA - Khoon Hau

Others ...do join us when you have time next time....so...SUNDAY is just PERFECT!

Patient of Hospital Bahagia Tanjung Rambutan

2008-04-25T10:21:00.005+08:00

I AM MENTALLY ILL !!!

I believe many people who just know me will think I am a very outgoing-hilarious-stupid nerd cause I keep talking foolishness and nonsense that dosent make any sense.
But, in reallity I am not. I am a moody and emotional person. My life is just....GREY !

I am not a positive person where people think I am...
I am not as energetic as my outlook seems to be...

I just don't like what is happening around me !

Arghhh.......WHAT da HECK is HAPPENING WITHIN ME?!!!
Perhaps is some HORMONE Unbalance lately.....it just HAPPENED without any symptoms...

I can laugh for this second and sad in another second !
Am I SICK??!!!

Everytime I finish work, I will just talk to myself.....make myself happy.....do something to occupy my mind without letting it wondering around like "GROWN CHICKENS WITH FEATHERS".

I guess I am going to be a PATIENT of HOSPITAL BAHAGIA TANJUNG RAMBUTAN in days to come.

People just ask me to be positive and look forward....but HOW when things happened to you are so horrible??!!!!
I just dislike being a grown up !

Life are just as crazy as it is .....

Crazy People - Crazy Mind - Crazy Thoughts - Crazy Life

I AM JUST CRAZY

Days without Nicholas

2008-04-24T14:22:00.007+08:00

Evil Someone: i feel like want to feed u with 砒霜 then strangle you

I do not know what it was until I did a FULL RESEARCH on it....

砒霜 - Arsenic trioxide As2O3 (I know you guys don't know what it is...IDIOTS..wahahhaa)
它也是最古老的毒物之一，无臭无味，外觀為白色霜狀粉末
(An old ancient poison with no smell nor taste and is in white color powder form)

Whatever it is, it is a DEADFUL thing.....

A DOG been fed by abit of 砒霜 = DEAD DOG
A CHICKEN been fed by abit of 砒霜 = DEAD CHICKEN
IF NICHOLAS been fed by abit of 砒霜 = DEAD NICHOLAS !!!

Wondering what will be the days like if NICHOLAS been fed by abit of 砒霜.....

Perhaps the world will be better?

Stressing Weekends

2008-04-21T09:30:00.004+08:00

Spending time with family members are GREAT !
While spending time with family members who keep asking "When will you bring a girl back" is STRESS !!!!!!!

I am not sure what is happening to their brains lately.
My Dad: Come, I show you the girl's photo....(I was like FREAKING OUT ! DAMIT ! He really got the girl's pic)
My Mom:It is time now, few years later is marry time....(What la...I am YOUNG)
My Grandma: When are you going to bring a girl back for me? (FEB 30 will bring back)

WHAT DA HECK IS THIS???!!!!!
TELL ME !!!!!

I thought it is a very LOVELY moment spending time with family members in KL over the weekends...well...I am terribly wrong when they crossed that LINE of MINE aka MY G SPOT!

I just wanna say....."OOI ! I am so young now la !!!! NO CAREER YET !!! NO MONEY TO FEED 1 MORE PERSON !!!! "

Well, I guess they won't let me go so easily even though I say that aloud.
So I have plans.....kekekeke.....

PLAN A: When they start the topic, I CHANGE IT!
PLAN B: When they wanna raise the ISSUE, I walk away (Provided that I am not in the car with them =_=)
PLAN C: Get MAD and don't allow them to talk about it (I guess this is abit rude)
PLAN D: Do not meet up with them (Abit hard lo)
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PLAN E: SIMPLY GET A GAL AND BRING BACK HOME !

Hmmm....wondering which will be the best.....what say you?

Who can be the NEXT PM?

2008-04-17T10:42:00.010+08:00

I was facinated by a friend of mine - THE CLUMSY FRIEND's aka FLOWER GOD MSN status
"Hmm, who do we want as PM? A sleepyhead, a murderer, or a sodomiser? Tough 1!"

Well, to me it is not that tough! If we think in a more rational way....it is so EASY ! Close one eye also know how to choose....So, I replied her as below:

Me: he is not a sodomiser la (Refering to the famous DSAI)
Flower God : hehe.. jz joking lahh
Me: but if u wan me to choose a sleepyhead...or a murderer...or a real sodomiser...(As PM)
Me: i will choose sodomiser
Me: cus sleepyhead will make the country no progress
Me: murderer worst..will make the country more gelap (Dark) cus he will do anything
Me: a sodomiser only PLAY with his mate and ruin nobody else's life!

So, it is clear that who to choose for from the 3 of them !

**For your information, the above conversation is published with permit and without any law violation against any state or federal constituency**

So....DON'T blame me on simply paste our conversation on this blog!

DEADLIEST Conversation

2008-04-16T10:41:00.006+08:00

Me: ei what is the thing that u send to me ar?
Me: about today 1
Someone: my bro ask for dinner
Me: tonight?

Someone: ya
Someone: u can't understand the sms? (Speechless)
Me: =_=
Someone: can u? (I FEEL LIKE WANNA STANGLE HIM !)
Me: i can....
Me: just see fwd ma
Me: duh
Someone: fwd from my bro
Someone: eh
Someone: can u see my status?
Me: can ar
Someone: oh
Someone: then can u come tonight's dinner?
Me: should be no prob
Me: kat mana?
Someone: see SMS (What a guy....)
Someone: duh
Me: i mean I DUNNO THE PLACE
Someone: ss2
Me: NO MAP IN UR SMS (REVENGING!)
Someone: oh

I was nearly dead due to loosing too much of blood early early in the morning by the above conversation......for god sake.....never know when will be my next "Heart Attack" conversation with HIM again,my Lovely Ex-Roomate aka YB's cute little brother.

** Due to receiving complaints on reveiling the person's identity, I have to change the person's name to "Someone". Please note that SOMEONE is NOT WHO IS IN YOUR MIND NOW**

The BLACK 14 !

2008-04-15T14:24:00.010+08:00

What were you doing on April,14 2008?
Sleeping? Dancing? Talking Nonsense ...or ...Watching PORNS?

If you do not know what is happening on that day....you are considered a COLD BLOODED-ASS FREAKY-RETARTED-IMMATURED Malaysians !
(Kidding)

Well, this is a day to remember. A day for all nation to stand together again after the March, 8 2008. A day where our respected DSAI - Dato Seri Anwar Ibrahim can officially back to the domestic politics after all the JOKES happened to him.

It was held in Kelab Sultan Sulaiman in KG Baru yesterday and was expected to have 10,000 attendants. I would like to thank SIM TZE WEI for asking me to go along to the historic event.

Well, we all parked our car at Kelana Jaya LRT station and take a 40 minutes ride to the WELL KNOWN KG BARU ( A place where most of the KL folks know yet NEVER been to - Agree??)

We reached there around 8.40pm and the real journey BEGINS with the followings:

MAP to Kelab Sultan Sulaiman

True Unity when everyone sings NEGARAKU

Interviewed by a NGO reporter

We are on the NEWSPAPER !!! So Bangga ! Finally 光宗耀祖 !

UNITED Creatures

2008-04-14T15:08:00.007+08:00

What creature do you pity the most in your life?
For me, my first choice will be the well known NON-HALAL PIG !
They are the creature borned to be DISCRIMINATED the most and have the most pathatic life in their life cycle.

The below are some of the real life examples of PIG discrimination:
Discrimination 1:
What will you call a colleague with the most laziest character?
Ans: PIG

Dscrimination 2:
How do you call a person with a large body size?
Ans: PIG

Discrimination 3:
What will you say when a RECKLESS driver nearly knock your car near Jalan Bukit Bintang?
Ans: PIG

Discrimination 4:
If a person eats alot and NON-STOP, how do you tease him/her?
Ans: PIG

Discrimination 5:
If you see FEI ZAI aka FATTY on the road, how do you call him ?
Ans: FILL_IN_THE_BLANKS

Well, from the few real life examples above, we can nearly know that PIG is pretty well-known within Malaysians!
Even though they are always WELL-KNOWN yet discriminated, they just kept quiet and wait to be slaughted and serve themselves on your dinning table. Even after centuries....they still kept quiet..... but what if.....

So people,DON PLAY PLAY .....

Sharing Among Each Other!

2008-04-14T11:16:00.006+08:00

After the shocking waves of political changes in Malaysia, many of the "GRASSROOT" - Citizens started to involve themselves into the politics. Either they read more news/talk more about it. But of course, the choice of NATO is not always WISE.

What is NATO??!! NATO also dunno meh???!!! NATO is MILITARY term la....doink !!!
okok....NATO means No Action, Talk Only

To me, it is better to TALK than NO TALK. At least, talking can create more awareness among the people. Well, I am one of them ! I like to talk.....especially....TALK COCK ! TALK CHICKEN ! TALK CRAP! talk Talk TAlK !!!! (maybe I should sign up the TALK PUAS PUAS package)

Reading newspapers and online materials became one of my daily routine.....
It makes my mind broader and knowledgeble.....and of course more SHIOK when I read some news that is exciting !!

What news? Of course news like....POLITICIANS EATING THEIR OWN SHITs BACK after the 12th Elections !!!
What shits??

SHIT Number 1: BN wanted to set a law to oppose politics "FROG" from jumping here and there
Reason: The Opposition once raised the same suggestion but was IGNORED by the errogant BN so called LEADERS

SHIT Number 2: BN said now they hear the people's voice and needs (after the election)
Reason: The VOICE was TRANSFERED NATIONWIDE using the BERSIH/HINDRAF rallly speaker yet the BLIND-DEAF retarded BN spoilt kids treated it like DISCO music and keep dancing happily with it.

SHIT Number 3:MCA claimed that the "KERIS" incident hurt the community deeply (after the elction)
Reason: ASSHOLES !!!! Now only you people realize?? I wonder whether you people are playing with each other's ASS during your terms for more than 51 years in our country.

Of course there are alot of the SHITS here and there.....and If you realize what they are doing/commenting lately, they are NOT ....NOT evaluating themselves. They are more to passing the shits around and SHARE it !!!!

Just like.......THIS !

Who is the VICTIM?

2008-04-11T16:41:00.004+08:00

Sometime SOMEONE or SOMETHING try to do something on you....but not many will success...just like this...

But ended up like this.....

In a PILE of TAHI

2008-04-10T15:25:00.002+08:00

Sometimes you can laugh when something happened to your friends....
Sometimes you can joke on other's misfortune...
Sometimes you can make fun with using other's incidents...
But I WARN you...the below are not FUNNY at all !

I was working very hard on the 9 April 2008 @ 11am....(The BLACKEST day in my life)
Suddenly, I got a call from my dad...

PHONE CONVERSATION:
Me:Hello...anything?
Dad:Err....boy....I tell you something but you don't exclaim first ...ok?
Me:What is it? (Wondering what is behind him in such a freaking tone...is freaky to be honest)
Dad:My friend's daughter who is doing IT also.....very VERY pretty....you can make friend with her first....blah blah blah....
Me:WHAT???!!!! You too free is it? Nothing much to do?Duhhhh....
Dad:Seriously, make friends only ma....no harm....
(I wonder how to make friends ONLY in such HORRIBLE situation)

I am not sure what hit my dad's brain. He always like to help us plan things....including...THOSE PLANS....
After the conversation, he sent me a sms...and it looks something like below:

SMS:
Nick here's d girl name - Ms XXXXX
H/P no 016-XXX XXXX
E Mail - XXXXX@hotmail.com (email also have???!!!! Information so COMPLETE??!)

Wonder how to contact her? Never meet before...dunno who da heck she is....lagi want me to call a STRANGER out of a sudden??! HOW TO CALL?
He thinks I am calling a customer....

I always think he is a great dad.....but....sometimes....TOO GREAT is not too good...

Anyway,I am really in DEEEEP SHIT now....

Incident with KAWANKU

2008-04-08T14:40:00.005+08:00

I believe most of my close friends knew that my personal MAJOR FINANCE BANKER - MAYBANK Kawanku (wonder who is IT's KAWAN) suck my MONEY out of a sudden without my permission last week - 02/04/2008

The story begins like this....

I went to the Maybank SST Puchong 2 to withdraw RM200. The first ATM machine suffering from MENAPAUSE (the period of permanent cessation of menstruation, usually occurring between the ages of 45 and 55) and it failed my "REQUEST". So I took out my "THING" - ATM card and "INSERT" into another ATM machine to "REQUEST" for the same thing. Well of course the 2nd machine did perform it's "JOB" well. When I took the receipt....to my HORROR....the balance was ORIGINAL amount - RM400!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fact is, I only managed to get RM200!

Horrible MAYBANK ! Telan my RM200 ! See ! Told you they are not MY KAWAN !!! KAWAN never TELAN my money one ! I am so pissed ....until I want to make some one from MAYBANK to pissed out in their underwear !! I tried to call 1300-88-6688 (Maybank Hotline)....and DAMN IT ! No one pick up the call ! I wonder what those fellas are doing at the operator house.

Without any hesitation, I drove my car from my work space to the OUTLET in puchong to lodge a report.

Me: I want to make a report on my ATM

Officer: Yes sir, what can I do for you?

Me: Yesterday I tried to withdraw......(started to tell the story)

Officer: Ok, sir ...do you have the receipt with you?

Me: Huh? Must have receipt only can claim back my money?? (Damn it, I threw away my receipt d....habis lah my money. Can't they check from their system ??? Everything also in the database ma. You think I come from HUTAN ar? I am not fauna and I am IT GRADUATE ok?????)

Officer: Don't worry, even if you don't have the receipt, you still can claim back your money.

Me: Betul ke? Then good....(In my heart say...if cannot claim back...I will Strangle you until you LAO SAI - shit out of your pants)

Officer: You can call this lady. She will help you on your case.

Me: Ok....thanks (What to do? Just SIT and WAIT la...)

I left the place....with "Some" hope.....and wait....

A day passed....and I got a call from my KAWAN...

KAWAN: Mr Nicholas Ng, this is MAYBANK calling regarding your report.

Me: Ok. What is the status?

KAWAN: In our system, it shows that you had successfully withdraw RM200 in the first ATM and our ATM shows no error in our system

Me: WHAT?!! I also know your system is "OK" and the system shows transaction "successful". But the P.R.O.B.L.E.M is I NEVER GET THE MONEY !!!! YOU CAN GO ASK SOMEONE TO CHECK THE CAMERA SEE WHETHER I GET THE MONEY OR NOT ! (I am angry now)

KAWAN: Ok sir, in that case...I will pass this matter to ATM department. But sir, you have to wait few more days lah for them so solve this.

What to do? Just wait la......

wait....

wait......

wait.........

wait.............

wait until all the flowers went dry......

wait until the sea went dry.......

wait until your TAHI also went dry......

Suddenly I saw

DATE DESCRIPTION CREDIT
07-Apr-2008 HOUSE CHQ DEP RM200

WOW ! I got back my MONEY after a harsh battle with the EVIL KAWAN-KU

I am so satisfied now....yet I am still not very happy with KAWAN-KU....Anyway...the main thing is.... I WON the battle ....and again prove that EVIL never win the GOOD ! I wonder how many people out there suffering from these kinda UN-FAIR, EVIL, treatments.....so please do not keep quiet if some BIG organization bully you ...even if they take 50 cents from your pocket...ASK ASK and ASK them ! QUESTIONED them till they give you back your hard earned 50 cents !

THE RESULTS !

2008-04-02T16:59:00.005+08:00

After 14 days of 'Campaining' on "WHO WILL BE THE NEXT IDOL" .......the RESULTS are reviewed ....

Big BUCKS from BLOG advert

2008-03-27T10:55:00.008+08:00

Well, I believe ALL ....or ....most of the BLOGGERS in town did think of earning some MONEY through their blog. To be truthful, I am one of them!!!
When I was reading other's blog, I see a lot of fancy advert flying here and there that CONFUSE my eyes. But when I found out that THOSE FLYING-DISGUSTING items can make BUCKS, without any hesitation, I've line up to be part of the FLY creators !

First - I registered myself of course (ABO? You think the money will FLY to you meh???!! Duhh)
Second - I put the advert column in my blog (some place where you can make people dizzy and TU LAN while reading your blog)
Third - Sit there and wait for the money to come (STUPID ! Of course you need to make people come to your place and put some SHIT-COMMENTS at your area to prove that you are not opening an EMPTY blog !!)

Guess what?! I've tried many times and ....I finally got some income....

Some prove that some SHITS are stained on my blog.....

BIG BUCKS from all the SHIT STAINS....ENCOURAGING leh....^_^

Best R.E.V.E.N.G.E method !

2008-03-26T15:47:00.007+08:00

yuHooOoo.....HUMAN ! I mean Y.O.U! Don't look elsewhere....I am talking to you !
Yes ...did you ever face situation like when most of your gang took some group photos without you and you feels like regret for not being there?
If yes, so what do you do after that?
Talk about it? Raise up the issue like what the opposition did in parliament?
Or just diam diam (keep silent) and let the issue submerge into the deep blue sea?

I tell you what I will do ....I will....R.E.V.E.N.G.E !
Scary huh? Of course I won't kill them or do something that is against the LAW....I will just do SOMETHING that they cannot SUE me yet felt the PAIN from my R.E.V.E.N.G.E !!!

Why am I telling this? Because I felt of revenging when I read one of my friend's latest release 解放日

See the picture below:

Nice Picture huh? But where is ME???They dare to take group photos without me !!! I am so pissssss now....and I tell you.....I am very very PISSSSS......grrrr....

Without any hesitation.....I did something HORRIBLE to them....LOOK BELOW !

^_^ Revenge was made successfully ! Block those people ! Block ! Block ! Block !

The Cameron - Tea Farm, Cold Weather, Nice Scenery and MONSTER PEOPLE

2008-03-25T12:36:00.014+08:00

I went to Cameron with a gang of MONSTERS last weekend. I would say that it was one of my best time and great memories with the MONSTERS in a very ULU place. To be frank, I've never been into that place until last weekend. The place is call.....MNS - Malaysia Nature Society. No one know how it is ....No one know the actual location is....No one know how DEEP it is from the HUMAN CIVILIZATION !!! All we know is in a TEA FARM - BOH Tea FARM....

OK OK ! I know some of you who are reading this are CONDEMNING that not ALL ppl don't know about it...and try to say I am MARGINALIZING the whole team of MONSTERS regarding the knowledge of the place. Well...to be exact, I am the NO-ONE...Happy?

The place are damn COOL! The scenery was very nice, as if we are one of the 2打6 in LORD of THE RINGS MOVIE! The journey from Ringlet to MNS takes about more than 30 minutes. It is not very far....but the road are so narrow and only allow ONE car to go through...if there is another car from the opposite side, then I suggest you JIAK SAI (Eat Shit) yourself if you are the driver!

We (Me and the MONSTERS) did a lot of HORRIBLE stuffs there....let my PICTURE do the talking....

Day 3 - Help In Penang

2008-03-03T21:47:00.010+08:00

I went to Penang again last weekend and it was sOoo meaningful...
I hope to share my experience that weekend with you guys...through....my PICS....and you will see how FUN it was ...

...REMEMBER TO LOOK AT THE TIME...

你的简讯

2008-03-03T16:12:00.004+08:00

那一天电话铃声突然响了。。。
是封简讯。。。
是你寄来的简讯。。。
我读了一下就用了很冷淡的语气回了你。。。
也许你感觉得到，也许你感觉不到。。。
但那对我已经不重要了。。。
因为。。。我为了不想再被伤害，我已经彻底地把自己割得更伤。。。
也只有这样，我才可以让自己长出强大的翅膀飞到属于自己的天空，活出自我。。。

Samy's SCAM - READ !

2008-02-29T12:23:00.002+08:00

Let me introduce you........

2008-02-28T14:12:00.007+08:00

The......SIMSON !!!!!

Vote for Sim Tze Tzin
for State Seat (DUN) Pantai Jerejak

Below are some details about him:

Sim Tze Tzin (age 32) is a Penangite from Chung Ling High School. For many UTM graduates, you might remember him as your Engineering senior and SRC (Students' Representative Council) representative. After graduating from UTM, he went on to study his Masters in the United States and worked for 5 years as a highway engineer in Silicon Valley.He came back to Malaysia to work as a political secretary to Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim. He was the one who exposed the explosive V.K. Lingam (correct, correct, correct!) video clip to the public. Even though the ACA threatened to throw him into jail, he adamantly refused to reveal the source of the tape. (Read more of Sim and his mission at SimForMalaysia.)

Pantai Jerejak Voters
VOTE HIM !
VOTE KEADILAN !
VOTE OPPOSITION !
VOTE FOR CHANGE !
Better Malaysia for ALL Malaysian and NOT only for BN and IT's Cronies

Fwd Mail : Last But Not So Last

2008-02-27T16:46:00.004+08:00

Dear All READERS: None of the below are true......just some sharing from fwd mail I received.....(Hope won't kena lockup by ISA)

Pak Lah: This is the last meeting we are going to have before I make my
decision on who our candidates are. First of all, I would like to thank Keng
Yaik and Affendi for voluntarily backing out. You are truly gentlemen.
Anyone else wants to back out? Think of the party, not of yourself.

Najib: I think Samy should back out la.

Samy: Apa pasai? Why you think I should back out? Why not you?

Najib: You are a liability to MIC and BN la Samy, accept it la.

Samy: What do you mean liability? Give me proof?

Hisham: Ayo Samy, our intelligence report say, we will lose almost 100% of
Indian votes if you still lead MIC. If you get lost, maybe we can bring it
down to 60%.

Samy: Pakla, don't listen to this two young punks la. Let me read this
report just sent to me. *After extensive intelligence gathering, we find
that 20% of the Indians hated Samy Velu. *Ha, only 20% la, where got 100%?

Nazri: Hey Samy I also got the same report la. Why don't you continue?

Samy: Okay, I'll continue, *40% cannot stand to see his face and 35% will
kill him if they were to meet him. 5% believe that he is a good leader.
*Ha,
I still got 5% what?

Pak Lah: Come on la Samy, you've been around for a long time already; you
have made your money. You are even richer than me, so back out la. Think of
the party la Samy.

Samy: Yes, I am richer than you but Najib, 2 deals only is already richer
than me, why not ask him also to go? His submarine and Sukhoi and Altantunya
also make him a liability what.

Pak Lah: I know that one, but he is from UMNO, that is the difference.
The
Malays will accept corrupt Malay leaders, as long as they potong, its okay.

Samy: Oh, kalu chunik potong kalu, berapa banyak rasuah pun takpa ka?
Mana
adil ini macam Pakla?

Najib: That is the way it is in this country Samy. We all from UMNO got
immunity, you people, tadak potong punya, don't.

Samy: No, saya akan tetap bertanding.

Kayveas: Adei Samy, listen to them la, what they say is true la. Don't talk
about justice all la, as if you are concerned about justice. This is not the
place to be talking about justice la old man. We want to win. If that means
you will be dropped then so be it.

Samy: Dei Kayveas, you just shut up la. You budak lagi la, you apa tau?
What
you want to be champions of the Indians ka? If I am forced to back out, I
make sure you go down with me. Hey, Mahathir also cannot force me out la.

Kayveas: Tengok Pakla, tadak guna punya Hindu. Think of himself only.
Just
shoot him la Pakla, don't give chance. Najib, itu C4 lagi ada ka? Mari kita
sekarang taroh itu C4 sama dia. Cilaka punya orang.

Keng Yaik: Samy ah, enough la. So long already you in the cabinet. You want
to stay until you die ka? What you think they will bury you in the Makam
Pahlawan ka? Every time people curse you la. Now even your own race cannot
stand you, give up la Samy. Come join me la. We all retire. After all, we
are not sure if we are going to win this time around. BN also not sure going
to win or not.

Pak Lah: What are you talking about Kheng Yaik? Why you say like that?
Lu
jaga lu punya mulut ah Apek.

Keng Yaik:No la Pak Lah, If everyone wants to deny us 2/3 majority, then all
of them would not vote us la. We may lose more than just 1/3 la. Haiya, that
one also cannot see ah?

Pak Lah: Maybe the Chinese or Indians la Keng Yaik, not the Malays la.
The
Malays love UMNO.

Keng Yaik: Are you sure ah Pak Lah? Now even the Chinese and Indians are
willing to vote PAS if it is the only opposition available to them, don't
you think that there would be Malays willing to vote DAP? Don't be foolish
la Pak Lah. Until now still cannot get Kelantan despite all the dirty
tricks. Who are majority voters in Kelantan? Malys la, some more what.

Pak Lah: Betoi ka dia kata tu Najib?

Najib: Jangan dengar cakap orang tua penyembur tu la Pak lah. Orang Melayu
takkan lupa UMNO punya. Orang Melayu rela mati untuk UMNO

Nazri: Ntah la, ada lojik jugak cakap Keng Yaik tu. Memang la orang Melayu
rela mati untuk UMNO tapi rela ka dia mati untuk kita?

Pak Lah: Apa yang orang Melayu tak puaih hati lagi dengan kita? Kita bagi
macam-macam kat depa, apa lagi dia mau?

Kah Ting: Lu mau tau ka? Dia olang tengok sumua itu UMNO punya olang besar
manyak kaya. Bikin lumah banyak besar. Keleta 4, 5, sumua mahal-mahal punya.
Dulu punya Melayu punya UMNO punya olang tak buat itu macam. Kalau dia kaya
pun, dia tak tunjuk sama olang. Sekalang punya UMNO punya olang manyak
sombong oh. Dia kaya, dia selalu tunjuk. Dia tak takot punya. Itu olang
Melayu biasa tak suka la ini macam punya sombong punya olang.

Nazri: Apa, salah ka dia beli rumah besar dan kereta besar? Apa orang Cina
saja ka buleh beli rumah besar. Pak Lah, letak Kah Ting kat Tanjong tengok.
Jom kita tengok orang Cina suka kat dia ka tak?

Keng Yaik: Tak salah, tapi baru 2, 3 hari jadi menteri sudah kaya ka?
Dia
punya gaji berapa? Dulu jaga gate keretapi sekarang boleh bikin Istana,
orang tak heran ka la Pak Lah? Your weakness ah, is that you think the
Malays are stupid. They are not la Pak Lah. Many have opened their eyes la.
Many are not ignorant anymore.

Pak Lah: Alah, kalau kalah pun, kalah sikit saja.

Keng Yaik: Sorry ha Pak Lah if I say something. You have been sleeping too
much, you have lost touch with reality.

Pak Lah: I think ah Keng Yaik, you don't resign la. This year you stand in
Permatang Pauh, mau ka?

Samy: Pak Lah, saya macam mana?

Pak Lah: Meeting adjourn la, semua balik dulu. Saya mengantok ni. Nanti lain
kali la.

十万个“为什么”

2008-02-27T12:09:00.003+08:00

为什么增建华小不能制度化？
为什么白小不能重开？
为什么不废除《内安法令》？
为什么大道收费合约如此离谱？

为什么要取消地方议会选举
为什么需要那么多国会议席
为什么反贪污局不向国会负责？
为什么贪污事件总是不了了之？

为什么 为什么 为什么 还有十十万万个为什么
为什么 为什么 为什么 知道多一点 您可改变结局

为什么那么多人死在扣留所里？
为什么建非回教膜拜场很困难？
为什么查卡利亚皇宫继续存在？
为什么选委会主席任期会延长？

为什么政府那么怕互联网？
为什么政府要对付部落格？
为什么政府取消地方政府选举？
为什么政府漠视司法危机事件？

为什么 为什么 为什么 还有十十万个为什么
为什么 为什么 为什么 知道多一点 您可改变结局

投票前，请三思、再三思，除了这里的“为什么”，
还有更多的“为什么”你应该知道的，
去找出来，去了解背后的真相，
尽管真相会是那么的残酷、无情、不堪。。。
但是我们还是要改变

Joke of the day - Advert

2008-02-27T10:05:00.006+08:00

Hei guys !

I guess you all must be really HEATED by all the Fliers/Banners/Billboards etc from all the PARTIES due to the ELECTION.

Know what? I just read an Advert and it is really funny!!!!
Check this out....
$$$$$$ spent on an advert posted in SIN CHEW JIT POH yesterday....and you...i mean Y.O.U should read.....else they are dumping their money for nothing.....

Can you read this??? Someone trying to SELL themselves by telling the readers what they had done for the Chinese students in the past 8 years =_=|

This is more funny...."Don't want to be high profile, Only want to see results"

What are these JOKERS doing??!!!! Putting the advert in the newspaper and saying DON'T WANT TO BE HIGH PROFILE?? Putting it in the newspaper is already considered a "High Profile" act my dear....... Hilarious lar ~!!!!

Anyone who is doing this please do not treat the citizens like one of your retarded kids in your house....enough is enough for your jokes that shame us all !!!

Day 2 - Nomination Day 24/02/2008

2008-02-26T14:39:00.014+08:00

Today is the BIG DAY for every Malaysians....
The WAR is about to begin...

Due to "SOME" unexpected reason...we( Leonard, Xweing, Hau and me) were "ABIT" out of time (so call LATE) to reach the destination. We were all told to reach the place at 7.30am. But............

See THESE and you will know...

The Voice of Democracy, Conscience of Parliament

2008-02-25T14:59:00.001+08:00

This is what we want....

Voices from the locals...

2008-02-25T14:00:00.007+08:00

Voices From Malaysians to the so call "Leaders of the nation"

Day 1 - Day before Nomination 23/02/2008

2008-02-25T10:11:00.015+08:00

Election "HEAT" is here !!!

Had you been complaining why the government keep raising the oil price since year 2001??

Had you been asking why the people in the parliament aren't professional and keep on talking nonsense that hurt Malaysian's feeling?

Had you been scolding certain politicians for their EXTREME thoughts that split our lovely nations into few parts instead of one?

Had you been wondering why there is always UNFAIR treatments to the citizens based on their color of the skin?

It is not the time to complain/ask/scold or even wonder .....It is the time to VOTE and SPEAK for ourselves ...for our country ! It is the time to CHANGE the existing rotten policies!!

Many people may not understand the importance of each single vote on their hands. They might think that a small vote from them cannot change the current situation. If you think like one of them....YOU ARE TERRIBLY WRONG !!!!!!!!!

You need to vote to STOP the CORRUPTION...

You need to vote to STOP the EXTREMIST ....

You need to vote to STOP the RACIAL ISSUE...

You need to vote to STOP the INJUSTICE...

You need to vote to STOP our country from BANKRUPTCY !!!!!!!

Quote from DAP Leader LIM KIT SIANG "A VOTE FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS"
It is so true that we need to vote to change!! It is not a vote for the next 5 years...it is a vote for the next 50 years ! So guys, please do come out to vote...to vote and speak for ourselves....
Forget about dating...forget about your Movie...forget about your holidays for just 1 day....
If our country ruins...you won't be able to date anymore...you won't be able to have your lovely movies at TGV/GSC....you won't be able to have your nice holidays with your family or friends !!!
Just imagine when our country turn into bankruptcy because of "Some" politicians greediness and unethical act....who will suffer?

Not the Politicians who will suffer - because they have high salary pay..

Not the Businessman who will suffer - because they already made millions dollars and moved to other country...

Not the Dato/Datin who will suffer - because they have "Connections" with the rich people and the politicians

It is US who will suffer...normal citizens who earn Rm 500 / Rm 1000 / Rm 2000/ Rm 3000 /Rm 5000 a month....
When our country gets corrupted...no foreign investors will dare to come...and our economy will turn down....and what will happen to you??
Who cares you are a normal staff or even a General Manager in a company? As long as the company is not earning....haha...guess what? You will be the one who SUFFER !!!!

I was really lucky that I had a chance to help in the election in Penang....
I saw many things and see true UNITY in the campaign....
Let me share some of my experiences through some pictures with you all...

*It was a tiring day yet it was meaningful especially when you see a lot of the locals clap hands...praise us...support us....treat us drinks...and give **thumps ups** when we walk around !!*

Day 1 - Day before Nomination

Crime Scene @ Puchong Jaya

2008-02-22T12:36:00.005+08:00

Guess what was the HOttEst News yesterday??

Guess.....I mean really GUESS.....

Tips:
Not Kong Choy not seeking for re-election....

Not Edison Chen announced to leave entertainment industry for his lifetime....

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Alright....the ans is ....a CRIME !!!!!
See this...

A horrible crime just happened.....

No one know where does this creature live.Please do not hesitate to contact 016-201Xxxx or report to the nearest police station if you have any information on this poor little creature. We are still investigating who is the KILLER....

Highlights Sponsored by Dato LDP

2008-02-20T23:43:00.003+08:00

I am a 100% LOVER for Lebuhraya Damansara Puchong or so call LDP.
I had been the supporter since the day I become the SLAVE for the country.

Why say so?
Well...

I contributed part of my pay cheque to Dato LDP even though I barely have enough for my own.
I love Dato' LDP so much until I line a terrible Queue every morning and night just to pay Dato'
I still use it even though Dato' tried to STOP me from seeing him by increasing 60% of the PASS BY fees from Rm1 to Rm1.60 per trip. (Personally I think Dato' LDP earn more than the BIG EAR HOLE or so call LOAN SHARK)

Anyway...today's highlight is not about how I respect Dato' .
It is about how Dato' gave me back in return for my 3 years contribution to him NON STOP !

Highlight 1:

See this??!! Encik Loh Seng Kok billboard near Sunway.....HIS SHADED FACE !!!!! I guess he forgot to pay Dato' LDP RM1.60 and Dato' LDP just asked some GANGSTER to SHADE his handsome face. I think En Loh sure scare till his pants drop now!!!.....eeeee.....(so the moral of the story is....never OWE Dato' LDP money and remember to PAY RM1.60) Very scary laaaa....Dato' I will pay you...pls don't ask ppl to shade my face !!!!

Highlight 2:

Who is Kelly Tan E li?? Is this an advertisement or what? This poster is on the LDP near Yamaha building/ Kelana Jaya. Wonder who is that SO HAI doing that. As if no one know he is PROPOSING his love to some un-known women call Kelly Tan E Li. I am wondering whether he is one of the relative of Dato' LDP since he is allowed to put that kinda jerk thing for sometime on that billboard. Well, it will be more GENG if the Kelly change to something like KENT/KENNY/etc.....wahaha...then it will really make some HOT TOPIC IN TOWN !!!!

Guess what? Humours does happen on LDP....so it is not worthless if Dato' LDP asked for another raise in the near future !!!!!!!!

Long Live DATO' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 Missed Call......

2008-02-20T23:02:00.003+08:00

Ring........Ring........Ring..........

电话响了。。。但我真得很不想接。。。
你们的名字一个一个地出现在我的电话荧幕。。。。
甲： “wei,你发生了什么事？怎么不找我啦。。。。。。”
我：“是吗？我没什么。。。还好。。。”
甲：“我们是不是没有话题了？。。”
我：“。。。。。。。。”

其实我真得很想不说话。。。
就让我静静地离开你们吧。。。。

我不想再被欺骗。。。
我不想再被利用。。。
我不想再被愚弄。。。

害怕了。。。真的害怕了。。。

也许你们闷的时候会想到我。。。
也许你们不开心的时候会想到我。。。

那么我呢？
又有谁知道我不开心呢？

对不起。。。我想。。。我需要离开一会儿。。。
不想接任何电话 - 就让我的手机平静下来。。。。

1 Missed Call........

烛光晚餐

2008-02-15T10:42:00.008+08:00

~肉骨茶香料~

突然心血来潮想吃肉骨茶，我就开始了我的做肉骨茶旅程。。。
首先。。。当然是买材料。。。猪排骨，肉骨茶香料，蘑菇，金针菇，蚝油，酱油。。。
当然也少不了青菜。。。
因为没有煮过肉骨茶，我只有凭感觉“一试”我的料理神功。。。

昨天放工一回到家，我就走进了厨房。。。

步骤一：找一个锅，1500cc水
步骤二: 沸水到100度
步骤三：放一些黑胡椒，肉骨茶香料，3粒蒜头（不用拨皮），排骨，蘑菇，金针菇等。。。以慢火熬上一个小时。

。黑胡椒。

。排骨。

。菇类。

步骤四：过后随心放入一些盐，蚝油调味。再煮一会儿。。。就可以上桌啦！！

好容易。。。

我的晚餐。。。忘了。。是我的“烛光晚餐”

**原来一个人吃饭也可以很开心的。。。。今晚想蒸鱼及煮鸡吃。。。。**

我的天空

2008-02-13T09:56:00.002+08:00

有些发生了的事情是不应该被遗忘的。。。
有些人的过错是不因该被原谅的。。。

做好人原来是会被欺负的。。。
做好人原来是会被伤害的。。。

唯有学习讨厌你。。。我才可能会得到自由。。。

以前的事情我当作没事。。。结果呢？
我被伤害了一次又一次。。。好累。。。

我想。。。是时候离开。。。寻找我自己的天空。。。

～宇宙不变的定律就是一直在变～

2008-01-10T12:42:00.000+08:00

前一阵子我在家里看到一本令我精神顿时开窍的一本书。。。
《西藏生死书》
《西》里谈到了很多对“生”与“死”的道理。。。也谈到如何看待人生。。。
才看到50多页。。。我的思想紧紧地被它影响了。。。

《西》的title听起来有点沉重，犹如几十ton的大理石压在我们的胸前，呼吸不过来。。。
原因何在？为什么会那么的沉重？
就因为里面有。。。“死” 的存在。。。

从小到大，我们只会庆祝“生”。。。但从来不会为“死”感到高兴。。。
到底为什么呢？好不明白。。。好迷惘。。。
每当有人离我们而去时，气氛总是悲哀的。。。沉重的。。。犹如明天就是世界末日般的过日子。

《西》，竟然能以50多页就能让我明白了一些道理。。。并对“死”有了更进一步的了解。
其次，它也令我命到了很多生活上的道理，让我的思想到了另一个境界，让我的生活不再活在痛苦之中。。。

《西》里头有说道，“宇宙不变的定律就是一直在变！”
也就是说，“无常”就是我们需要明白的道理。。。
有“生”。。。也就有“死”。。。
有快乐。。。也就有悲伤
有结合。。。也就有分离。。。
有高潮。。。也就有低潮。。。
花会红。。。也就有凋谢的一天。。。

宇宙的一切都在变！
很多人都以为他们都了解了当中的意义，高昂的低估了Law of the Universe。。。
若是真得明白了，为什么还是活在痛苦子中？
以前的我是那么的无知。。。
为了感情，我伤心过。。。
为了物质，我迷惘过。。。
等。。。

因为《西》我醒觉了。。。
但不代表我看破了红尘，只是我明白到了为何许多宗教人士都想尽办法的“修行”
“修行”不是说一定要到教堂活佛堂里念念经就是修行。。。
“修行”是修养自己的行为与思想。。。

死亡其实也只不过是另一个开始。。。。结束也只不过是另一个开始。。。。
那么，为什么我们还要为以前的事情或他人的过错耿耿于怀呢？

尝试把握得以久的手掌摊开吧。。。你会发觉原来摊开了的手掌是那么的辽阔。。。那么得自在。。。

一个人

2007-11-24T13:39:00.000+08:00

一个人的生活其实是可以很美妙的。

无可否认有时候人是会觉得孤单，寂寞，需要找一个人来陪一陪。。。

但是要两个来自不同背景的人相处在一起是一件非常难得事情。
两个人的世界真的是那么美妙么？~怀疑~
开心就在一起，不开心就分开吧~
这个也是21世纪年轻人因该有的思想。
现实社会里的每一个人的脑袋都开始进化了。。。
想的已经不是什么天长地久，石破天荒。。。
常常久久也只不过是一些童话故事里的词句而已。。
看得太多的例子，自己也自然的成长了，醒了。

闷了，就找一个人来聊一聊。。。不要执著于那个人是否是你的自己或是伴侣。。。毕竟那个人也未必想与你分享一切。

其实一个人的生活也未必是那么无奈的。
一个人可以很自由的在任何时间与不同的人交往，无需与任何人交代。
开心时就找一些朋友聊聊天，不开心时也可以很潇洒的走在广场里陶醉在自己的世界里。。。那是多么的棒！

无论发生什么事情，别把自己弄得伤痕累累的。。。要学会疼惜自己。。。
别人不疼你，那你就更要疼惜自己。。。
人生无常。。。学会爱上自己吧！

一个人的生活。。。

走开 vs 逃避

2007-11-21T14:16:00.000+08:00

走开~
因为解决不了，我选择了走开。。。
因为不想解决，我选择了走开。。。

走开也许不是什么最佳的选择，但它可说是我的最好的疗伤方式。。。
常常听到身边的人都说“要勇于面对才可以克服困难”，真的么？是真的吗?
“痛”往往就是它的过程。。。

逃避~
因为害怕“痛”，我选择了逃避。。。
因为害怕看到结果，我选择了逃避。。。

“走开”与“逃避”听起来像是来自同一个家族的文字。。。但如果认真地把它们分析了解，你就可能会得到一些惊喜呢！
“走开”~意思是说，现在潇洒离开一会儿，等会再回来。。。
“逃避”~意思是说，永远也不想回来了。。。

不一样吧~
下次若你的朋友因解决不了某些事情而像“走开”一会儿，那请你就别骂他说他在“逃避”咯！

斗争

2007-10-16T14:29:00.000+08:00

你是否还记得多年前小时候为你理发的理发师的样貌呢？

老实说，别说是他们的样貌，就连在哪里理发就忘得一干二净了。。。

12。25pm 的时候。。。突然听到一声“boy，等下你陪公公到理发店哪儿直到理发完。。”妈妈的一声号令下，我只能望着她傻了眼，只懂得说“噢”。。。

（忘了说，本人现在在山明水秀的-怡保）

我就这样陪着已长满白发的公公到了他最喜爱的理发店。。。当我一踏进理发店时，我不惊又再傻了傻眼。眼前的一切就犹如回到70年代的店铺，所有的东西仿佛没有被无情的时间吞食。

很久很久以前，当离子烫还不流行时，当我们还不知道染发是什么的时候。。。我就是在这里理发的！

“没变”就是这里的特色。。。椅子依然是红色的，毛巾依然是那个牌子，就连里面的“工作人员”也是一样的!

变的，就只有他们面上的皱纹与他们乌黑的丽发。。。

里面所有人平均年龄都是65岁呢!

因为我的“光顾”，平均年龄才可以拉下一点点。。。-_-

令我更惊讶的是，当我还以为所有的顾客都是乐令人士时，一位年龄不过20的小伙子竟然走了进来，开始。。。“理发”！！！！

感觉就像时光的交叉点。。。有点冲突。。。是一个很美丽的冲突。。。很有涯的画面。。。

你见过吗？

短短的一个小时在理发店，感觉就像30年的光阴。。。

看到他们一剪一刀的。。。我的心里也有说不出的感触。。。

他们“不变”的理念为他们带来了生活的推动力。。。

在那里，我感觉到很强烈的斗争。。。不变的理念与时间的斗争。。。

陶醉

2007-10-16T10:23:00.000+08:00

打开个人的笔记电脑，带上已经有点残旧的耳机，我开始陶醉了。。。

陶醉在一个人的世界里。。。一个人的世界是多么的美丽。。。我不需要因别人的眼光而改变自己的原来面貌。。。。我不需要因社会的约束而把自己绑得紧紧的。。。

偶尔喜欢与谁在一起就在一起。。。不需要与任何人交代。。。喜欢做什么就做什么。。。不需要顾虑太多无谓的东西。。。

有时候，我在想。。。其实一个人是否能活得开心，活得自在，关键在于他们是否懂得如何陶醉。。。一个不会让自己陶醉的人很难在现实社会里开心。。。因为他们过于执著。。。不懂得如何的生活。。。

不懂又会有多少人会赞成一个过于陶醉在自己个人世界的人的想法呢？

我不想了。。。懒得想了。。。因为想了也不会改变他人的想法。。。那么为什么我要去想呢？

还是回到我自己的世界里。。。陶醉回自己的空间。。。

长大了

2007-10-14T12:36:00.000+08:00

有人说长大了的感觉不好，希望能回到以前小时候的时期，无忧无虑的过快乐的时光。。。

一开始的时候，我也不会去争论这一点，因为长大后的日子远远不及小时候无忧无虑的时光。。。

长大后的我开始面对了很多的压力，很多的顾虑，很多的不开心事情。。。
我厌倦了长大后的日子。。。不开心的事情往往比开心的事情多了。。。
那时候的尼古拉斯不开心了！

很多的事情都不由得我们去掌控。。。
很多的所谓“现实就是这样”的心态开始一一浮现在“大人”们的脑海。。。
有些人积极地与“现实”奋斗。。。有的则败给了“现实”。。。有的则从来都不知道“现实”是谁！

不知道是不是因为长大了的因素，我开始懂得很多以前不明白的事情。
我开始明白到同一件事情，我可以用不同的观点，不同的心情，不同的立场去思考同一件事情。
我可以以一个很快乐的思考模式去思索我要的答案，我也可以以一个很悲观的态度去想谋样东西，结果就只有两个。。。快乐的或悲观的。。。

聪明的你又会想要如何的结果呢？
当然，要得到一个成熟的思考模式得需要经过一连串的人生磨练。。。
无论在人生旅途里发生什么事情，我们都得需要坚强的面对上天用心良苦为我们篇排的“课程”

人生是精彩的。。。而你又有没有用心感觉一下你的人生旅程呢？

朋友们。。。让我们一起去用心活出我们的精彩吧！

~现在的尼古拉斯开心了~

咖啡店

2007-10-13T18:34:00.000+08:00

尼古拉斯宁静的咖啡店。。。

不懂何时我开始爱上了咖啡店里的灯光，味道，人群。。。及它的宁静。因为这样，咖啡店逐渐成为我的首选休闲空间。一个人因为大城市里的压力，工作环境，生活模式等的原因，我开始不懂什么是宁静。
一个空闲的星期六，一杯RM12的MOCHA Blend，一本个人的笔记电脑，一则舒缓的陶吉吉的个人首选CD。。。我开始了自己的宁静时刻。。。

喜欢咖啡店里的灯光-因为它淡淡的，暗暗的。。。
喜欢咖啡店里的味道-因为它有一种说不出的咖啡香味。。。
喜欢咖啡店里的人群-因为这里能让我静静的观察到很多不一样的人。。。
喜欢咖啡店里的宁静-因为我喜欢宁静。。。

逐渐的。。。它成为了我个人的思索空间。。。咖啡店。。。宁静的咖啡店。。。