Monday, April 14, 2008

UNITED Creatures


What creature do you pity the most in your life?
For me, my first choice will be the well known NON-HALAL PIG !
They are the creature borned to be DISCRIMINATED the most and have the most pathatic life in their life cycle.

The below are some of the real life examples of PIG discrimination:
Discrimination 1:
What will you call a colleague with the most laziest character?
Ans: PIG

Dscrimination 2:
How do you call a person with a large body size?
Ans: PIG

Discrimination 3:
What will you say when a RECKLESS driver nearly knock your car near Jalan Bukit Bintang?
Ans: PIG

Discrimination 4:
If a person eats alot and NON-STOP, how do you tease him/her?
Ans: PIG

Discrimination 5:
If you see FEI ZAI aka FATTY on the road, how do you call him ?
Ans: FILL_IN_THE_BLANKS


Well, from the few real life examples above, we can nearly know that PIG is pretty well-known within Malaysians!
Even though they are always WELL-KNOWN yet discriminated, they just kept quiet and wait to be slaughted and serve themselves on your dinning table. Even after centuries....they still kept quiet..... but what if.....

So people,DON PLAY PLAY .....

7 comments:

Invisible said...

pity khoon hau.....

Chen Jie@陈杰 said...

nick like pig so much

尼古拉斯 ~ NicHolAs said...

Chen Jie: I am just sending my condolences to the PIGS FAMILY due to all the unfair treatments all these while...so next time when u eat it...do respect it...kekkee

家勤 said...

ooo ... Thank you PIG .. for become nice bak kut teh ~!!

尼古拉斯 ~ NicHolAs said...

Jace: U are a good gal....u got my message. THANK YOU,PIG ! hehehe
Too bad ended up in the pot of your bak kut teh !

Xweing said...

Mmmmmm.... BKT.... not OKT yahhh.. :P

And also, TQ Pig for ending up as my 香脆炸排骨 for dinner tonight!! ^_^

尼古拉斯 ~ NicHolAs said...

Hmm...seems like everyone is THANKFUL now....good...is a THANKS GIVING day...THANK U PIGSSSS for serving all my MEAT EATER FRIENDS!!!
So let them stay in the 100million latest NEW HOME la...