It was a dreadful WAR. I nearly loose my life combating with the RA-TA-TU-EEEEE which was trying to make some wonderful meal in my kitchen! I am really glad that I learnt bodycombat in GYM and managed to CHASE the "CHEF RAT" away from my lovely clean kitchen.
To those who are afraid of RAT/MOUSE/TIKUS/老鼠/MICKEY MOUSE......below are some of the reference you can have and follow it through to free yourself from the HORRIBLE CREATURE(s) created by YOU-KNOW-WHO on EARTH!!!!!!
STEP 1: Prepare yourself with some WEAPONS
STEP 2: Open the kitchen cupboard (or incident place) and put a SAFETY CHAIR nearby with your weapons.
ps: Make sure your are standing far away when you follow step 2
STEP 3: JUMP yourself on the SAFETY CHAIR and PREPARE FOR WAR!
STEP 4: LOOK for the TRACE......things like smell/SHITS
STEP 5: Use your long weapon and start POKING and BANGING all the things in the cupboard to make sure the RAT is not there/ make sure it get scared and not to POP UP and say "HI" to you while you are doing the cleaning.
STEP 3: JUMP yourself on the SAFETY CHAIR and PREPARE FOR WAR!
STEP 4: LOOK for the TRACE......things like smell/SHITS
STEP 5: Use your long weapon and start POKING and BANGING all the things in the cupboard to make sure the RAT is not there/ make sure it get scared and not to POP UP and say "HI" to you while you are doing the cleaning.
ps: Remember to shout " STUPID RAT! SHIT U!" while you are doing the banging job
STEP 6: Use LATEST ADVANCE WEAPON - Vacumm Cleaner to suck all the TRACE-SHIT away
CAUTIOUS: DO NOT TRY TO USE CLOTH AND WIPE WITH YOUR HANDS. THE ENEMY - RAT WILL/MIGHT JUMP ON YOUR HAND AND CONTROL YOU BY PULLING YOUR HAIR AND DO COOKING!
STEP 7: Find the SOURCE and PLACE where the RAT SNEAK in
STEP 7: Find the SOURCE and PLACE where the RAT SNEAK in
STEP 8: Mop the floor after doing the Vacumm Cleaning. This is because the RAT is smelly after pooping all around without using toilet paper in your house.
CAUTIOUS: DO NOT SEAL THE HOLE WHILE YOU ARE FOLLOWING STEP 1 TO STEP 8. This is because the RAT will pop out any minute and try to flea for it's life back to it's HOLE.
For your information, the RAT is always there until you chase it out!
STEP 9: SEAL the HOLE! This is to ensure the RAT can't get back to it's new territory.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST.........
CURSE THE RAT AT THE END OF THE DAY!!!!
23 comments:
how did you sealed the hole? just put putting a can of paint on top of the hole?
looks like the rat belum die yet... and there will be a sequel to the WAR... (a trilogy perhaps?)
where are the dead rats?
safety chair? doi~~
seems u are damn kia-si, our dear YB~!!
wahaha......
so where is the rat? tak tampak pun?
u sure u win ar? hahaa....
omg! dearest nic, u havent kill the rat??!! tis is not so call "Victory", get the dead mice head only u can put the stament of "victory". the rat my be hide at any cornner or ur haoz...coz he cant find the way home...poor little mice...share ur mattress wif him lor!
Wei Xuan: Yes, I only put a HEAVY DULUX PAINT TIN to block it...
I don't want to kill the rat ler...seems cruel + ME AFRAID!!!
I think the rat like to visit me near CHRISTMAS.....last time also almost the same time...in my cloth cupboard
NKY: DEAD RATs??!!! SIAO MAN!! I will faint immediately without any war when see dead rat!!!
Invisible: Safety Chair is IMPORTANT !!! If I see the rat....I dun think I can take the picture lo...takkan ask IT to take picture with me rite?! I am KIA SI with RATS!!! I AM SCARED!
十面。埋伏 : I saw it's tail back to the HOLE laaa....SHIT U PPL ALWAYS TRY TO SCARE ME!!! SHIT U!!!
eat till so 高头大马 scare a little ratatule~~ doi~~
no wonder u hv YB title......wahahahaa.....
btw, i agree with 十面。埋伏, without seeing the rat's dead body, this cant be called as VICTORY....
wahahaa......
haha.. ya lor...so 高头大马 but so scare of the rat.. haha
so cute lah..
Invisible: I am still ok la...I am not scared of cockroach ....only RAT....
Who told you we can only declare victory after killing the enemy?!
Even we defeat and chase the enemy away can call VICTORY!!! Doink U!
Leon: I have reasons for afraid of RAT...I was bitten by rat since age 3...so I am phobia towards it!
This is not cute...this is again call....SCARY~~~~~
next time if my house got rat, then ask u come liao dee...
by the way oh..haha..i dont hope that day can come dee...
that's why i said there will be a sequel...
i wonder how the sequel will start... maybe it starts with the rat kisses nicholas at night when he sleeps.. (or bite him and nicholas became Ratman!!!!!)
RATMAN?
wow~~ after the cicakman, there it comes a RATMAN in Malaysia~~~~~
Simmy: U dream.....U dream....
Wei Xuan: Very imaginative hor?! RATMAN!!!! THINK TOO MUCH!
Invisible: If I am the RATMAN..ur the reporter who keep taking RATMAN's Pics....and RATMAN always sneak in and our ur kitchen..wahaha
maybe u can change ur title to:
YB Ratlick Ng
nyak nyak nyak.....
by the time u become ratman, i can sell ur photo with lot of money.. cool~
the Rat fighter - Young Babi Nic
Dun inherit Yang Babi from Facebook to Blogspot....
Beh tahan ~ use cage la. Why wasted energy to fight la. Hahaha :-D si beh free la you
I don't think it was a very successful attempt... =_=|||
wah lau ehh~~~war with rats.so cool
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