THE TASTE OF VICTORY !

It was a dreadful WAR. I nearly loose my life combating with the RA-TA-TU-EEEEE which was trying to make some wonderful meal in my kitchen! I am really glad that I learnt bodycombat in GYM and managed to CHASE the "CHEF RAT" away from my lovely clean kitchen.

To those who are afraid of RAT/MOUSE/TIKUS/老鼠/MICKEY MOUSE......below are some of the reference you can have and follow it through to free yourself from the HORRIBLE CREATURE(s) created by YOU-KNOW-WHO on EARTH!!!!!!

STEP 1: Prepare yourself with some WEAPONS

STEP 2: Open the kitchen cupboard (or incident place) and put a SAFETY CHAIR nearby with your weapons.

ps: Make sure your are standing far away when you follow step 2


STEP 3: JUMP yourself on the SAFETY CHAIR and PREPARE FOR WAR!

STEP 4: LOOK for the TRACE......things like smell/SHITS


STEP 5: Use your long weapon and start POKING and BANGING all the things in the cupboard to make sure the RAT is not there/ make sure it get scared and not to POP UP and say "HI" to you while you are doing the cleaning.

ps: Remember to shout " STUPID RAT! SHIT U!" while you are doing the banging job

STEP 6: Use LATEST ADVANCE WEAPON - Vacumm Cleaner to suck all the TRACE-SHIT away

CAUTIOUS: DO NOT TRY TO USE CLOTH AND WIPE WITH YOUR HANDS. THE ENEMY - RAT WILL/MIGHT JUMP ON YOUR HAND AND CONTROL YOU BY PULLING YOUR HAIR AND DO COOKING!



STEP 7: Find the SOURCE and PLACE where the RAT SNEAK in

STEP 8: Mop the floor after doing the Vacumm Cleaning. This is because the RAT is smelly after pooping all around without using toilet paper in your house.

CAUTIOUS: DO NOT SEAL THE HOLE WHILE YOU ARE FOLLOWING STEP 1 TO STEP 8. This is because the RAT will pop out any minute and try to flea for it's life back to it's HOLE.

For your information, the RAT is always there until you chase it out!

STEP 9: SEAL the HOLE! This is to ensure the RAT can't get back to it's new territory.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST.........

CURSE THE RAT AT THE END OF THE DAY!!!!

Declaring a WAR

Y.B Nicholas Ng will be declaring a WAR with the RAT in his house this evening. 

~ Stay Tune ~

My Nightmare

I had a dream.....everyone also have a dream.....but my dream yesterday was a NIGHTMARE!

Let me share you what I dreamt....

The story begins like this.....

(12.50am-on my bed)

I finish work and try to walk out from my office to lock the door. Suddenly, my colleugue tapped my shoulder and asked "Hei, how's your wedding preparation tomorrow?"

I looked at him with horrific eyes and exclaimed " WHAT WEDDING??!"

He continued "Your wedding ma....you forgot?"

I exclaimed "WHAT?!!! I DON'T KNOW LAAAAA"

After locking the door, I hurried myself to the car park and keep trying to recall when I commit myself to a wedding. Moreover, WHO IS MY WIFE?!!

I drove myself back to my house and thought of asking my mom what is happening.

When I entered the door, I nearly fainted right there. I saw many wedding stuffs - WEDDING CARDS, WEDDING CANDLES, WEDDING ANG PAOS, WEDDING DECORATIONS AND IS ALL RED COLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And my mom was busying with it.

I rushed to my mom side and hold her hands and asked " What is happening?! Why am I marrying tomorrow?"

My mom answered calmly "Boy, you are getting married tomorrow"

Me shouted " WHAT?!!! SINCE WHEN? CAN I CANCEL THE WEDDING?"

My Mom " Cannot la, all the invitation sent out to relative and friends..."

In my heart " I AM DEAD!"

I am so stressed !!!!!

I tried to call and meet my so call WIFE (Don't know why suddenly is my cousin sister)

I asked her " Can we cancel our wedding?"

She cried and din say anything.

I tried to talk to my aunt / future mother in law....she scolded me KUAT KUAT and said her daughter's name will ruin because I cancel it.

I don't know what to do....i am so fucking stressed ....and I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN I COMMIT MYSELF IN A WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stress.....Stress.....STRESSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

until.....

I woke up!

(2.10am - still on my bed)

I sweat alot and THANK GOD! IT'S JUST A DREAM !

I calmed myself by going to the kitchen to drink a cup of 100 plus....

FUCK ! I HATE THOSE DREAM !

Best Friend Wedding !

WEDDING SEASON

As far as I am concern, IT(LOVE) dun really sided me or I don't really need it anyway (SOUR GRAPES *_* lolz).

Even though, I do will feel touched when other people can LOVE each other for long time and get married at the end and LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

The day before yesterday, I got an SMS:

"Can you give me your email address? I am Zhea Xui (Air Tebu)"

(Zhea Xui/Air Tebu is one of my best buddy during my secondary school days, but we lost contact for years. Our friendship just gone pale after I went to university while he studied in other college.)

The day before today, I SMS Mr Air Tebu:

"I heard you are going to marry wor! Congrates!"

The day before tomorrow, I received an email:

CAN YOU SEE MY NAME???  Invitation by an OLD BUDDY to his wedding dinner! GAM DONG - TOUCHED!

AIR TEBU ! I WISH YOU LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER !!!

830 - CRAZY NIGHT

Please tell me, what did you do READERS, on the night before independence day???

Park your car and take LOUSY public transport to town for Merdeka countdown?

or you drive your car with expensive petrol around KL to search for food?

or you don't give a damn shit and sit at home watching TV and think that you don't want to waste extra money for entertainment (while actually you are paying high electricity bill)??

If either of the above is your selection, it is such another boring Merdeka Eve for you.....BOOOOO ! Looser ! Yeah I mean YOU!

Let me tell you what I did for my Merdeka Eve on 2008.

I attended a gathering.....OLD friends gathering....or to be precise....is a ALUMNI Gathering!

(If you don't know what it means, do try to google for the meaning if you don't have a dictionary)

It was organized by a bunch of people from EX CLS -Chinese Language Society from cyberjaya as well as from melacca campus.

This so call CLS is a platform in MMU that allows students who don't like to study yet don't want to be expelled out by the university to lepak around.

People in this platform are CRAZY !

They have nothing much to do in university but to:

1. Organize Chinese New Year Extravaganza to SHIOK SENDIRI in campus

2. Organize some singing contest just to show off how they can be champion in karaoke

3. Organize dancing lesson so that they can dance differently in DISCO - perhaps traditional dance in disco

4. Organize debate classes so that can quarrel with other people in the market and WIN

Well, many of the EX CLS members lost their HABITAT once they soaked themselves in the SEA of WORKING SPACE. They hardly think back their root in the olden days where they gone wild!

So, in order to UNLEASH the WILDERNESS WITHIN THE OLD PPL, CLS ALUMNI GATHRING was organized on 830 night !

The main purpose - and the ONLY puspose is to.....GO WILD FOR THE EX CLS-ians !!!

Below are just some of the WILD PICS from that night.......

THANKS ORGANIZER FOR THE FABULOUS NIGHT !

I LOVE my Country...

I LOVE MY COUNTRY BUT NOT BARISAN NATIONAL !

GO TO HELL YOU DISGUSTING, PATHETIC, HOPELESS, SHAMEFUL, EVIL, CORRUPTED UMNO + MCA + MIC + ETC = BARISAN NATIONAL!

LEAVE US ALONE !

LEAVE US IN PEACE WITH YOUR ASS PLAYING SAIFUL.....PLS "MELIWAT" IN YOUR OWN BARISAN NATIONAL ROOM AND NOT IN OUR LOVELY COUNTRY !

HELL GOES WITH YOU - BARISAN NATIONAL !

For the 1st time in my LIFE, I feel I want to abandon my country and move to other country for my life........SADNESS kills MY SOUL.....

7 Little Jokers

Hei Guys! Take a look at the 7 Little JOKERS !!

**The above is only some FAKE dialog and is not true**