THE TASTE OF VICTORY !

It was a dreadful WAR. I nearly loose my life combating with the RA-TA-TU-EEEEE which was trying to make some wonderful meal in my kitchen! I am really glad that I learnt bodycombat in GYM and managed to CHASE the "CHEF RAT" away from my lovely clean kitchen.

To those who are afraid of RAT/MOUSE/TIKUS/老鼠/MICKEY MOUSE......below are some of the reference you can have and follow it through to free yourself from the HORRIBLE CREATURE(s) created by YOU-KNOW-WHO on EARTH!!!!!!

STEP 1: Prepare yourself with some WEAPONS

STEP 2: Open the kitchen cupboard (or incident place) and put a SAFETY CHAIR nearby with your weapons.

ps: Make sure your are standing far away when you follow step 2


STEP 3: JUMP yourself on the SAFETY CHAIR and PREPARE FOR WAR!

STEP 4: LOOK for the TRACE......things like smell/SHITS


STEP 5: Use your long weapon and start POKING and BANGING all the things in the cupboard to make sure the RAT is not there/ make sure it get scared and not to POP UP and say "HI" to you while you are doing the cleaning.

ps: Remember to shout " STUPID RAT! SHIT U!" while you are doing the banging job

STEP 6: Use LATEST ADVANCE WEAPON - Vacumm Cleaner to suck all the TRACE-SHIT away

CAUTIOUS: DO NOT TRY TO USE CLOTH AND WIPE WITH YOUR HANDS. THE ENEMY - RAT WILL/MIGHT JUMP ON YOUR HAND AND CONTROL YOU BY PULLING YOUR HAIR AND DO COOKING!



STEP 7: Find the SOURCE and PLACE where the RAT SNEAK in

STEP 8: Mop the floor after doing the Vacumm Cleaning. This is because the RAT is smelly after pooping all around without using toilet paper in your house.

CAUTIOUS: DO NOT SEAL THE HOLE WHILE YOU ARE FOLLOWING STEP 1 TO STEP 8. This is because the RAT will pop out any minute and try to flea for it's life back to it's HOLE.

For your information, the RAT is always there until you chase it out!

STEP 9: SEAL the HOLE! This is to ensure the RAT can't get back to it's new territory.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST.........

CURSE THE RAT AT THE END OF THE DAY!!!!

Declaring a WAR

Y.B Nicholas Ng will be declaring a WAR with the RAT in his house this evening. 

~ Stay Tune ~

My Nightmare

I had a dream.....everyone also have a dream.....but my dream yesterday was a NIGHTMARE!

Let me share you what I dreamt....

The story begins like this.....

(12.50am-on my bed)

I finish work and try to walk out from my office to lock the door. Suddenly, my colleugue tapped my shoulder and asked "Hei, how's your wedding preparation tomorrow?"

I looked at him with horrific eyes and exclaimed " WHAT WEDDING??!"

He continued "Your wedding ma....you forgot?"

I exclaimed "WHAT?!!! I DON'T KNOW LAAAAA"

After locking the door, I hurried myself to the car park and keep trying to recall when I commit myself to a wedding. Moreover, WHO IS MY WIFE?!!

I drove myself back to my house and thought of asking my mom what is happening.

When I entered the door, I nearly fainted right there. I saw many wedding stuffs - WEDDING CARDS, WEDDING CANDLES, WEDDING ANG PAOS, WEDDING DECORATIONS AND IS ALL RED COLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And my mom was busying with it.

I rushed to my mom side and hold her hands and asked " What is happening?! Why am I marrying tomorrow?"

My mom answered calmly "Boy, you are getting married tomorrow"

Me shouted " WHAT?!!! SINCE WHEN? CAN I CANCEL THE WEDDING?"

My Mom " Cannot la, all the invitation sent out to relative and friends..."

In my heart " I AM DEAD!"

I am so stressed !!!!!

I tried to call and meet my so call WIFE (Don't know why suddenly is my cousin sister)

I asked her " Can we cancel our wedding?"

She cried and din say anything.

I tried to talk to my aunt / future mother in law....she scolded me KUAT KUAT and said her daughter's name will ruin because I cancel it.

I don't know what to do....i am so fucking stressed ....and I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN I COMMIT MYSELF IN A WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stress.....Stress.....STRESSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

until.....

I woke up!

(2.10am - still on my bed)

I sweat alot and THANK GOD! IT'S JUST A DREAM !

I calmed myself by going to the kitchen to drink a cup of 100 plus....

FUCK ! I HATE THOSE DREAM !

Best Friend Wedding !

WEDDING SEASON

As far as I am concern, IT(LOVE) dun really sided me or I don't really need it anyway (SOUR GRAPES *_* lolz).

Even though, I do will feel touched when other people can LOVE each other for long time and get married at the end and LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

The day before yesterday, I got an SMS:

"Can you give me your email address? I am Zhea Xui (Air Tebu)"

(Zhea Xui/Air Tebu is one of my best buddy during my secondary school days, but we lost contact for years. Our friendship just gone pale after I went to university while he studied in other college.)

The day before today, I SMS Mr Air Tebu:

"I heard you are going to marry wor! Congrates!"

The day before tomorrow, I received an email:

CAN YOU SEE MY NAME???  Invitation by an OLD BUDDY to his wedding dinner! GAM DONG - TOUCHED!

AIR TEBU ! I WISH YOU LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER !!!

830 - CRAZY NIGHT

Please tell me, what did you do READERS, on the night before independence day???

Park your car and take LOUSY public transport to town for Merdeka countdown?

or you drive your car with expensive petrol around KL to search for food?

or you don't give a damn shit and sit at home watching TV and think that you don't want to waste extra money for entertainment (while actually you are paying high electricity bill)??

If either of the above is your selection, it is such another boring Merdeka Eve for you.....BOOOOO ! Looser ! Yeah I mean YOU!

Let me tell you what I did for my Merdeka Eve on 2008.

I attended a gathering.....OLD friends gathering....or to be precise....is a ALUMNI Gathering!

(If you don't know what it means, do try to google for the meaning if you don't have a dictionary)

It was organized by a bunch of people from EX CLS -Chinese Language Society from cyberjaya as well as from melacca campus.

This so call CLS is a platform in MMU that allows students who don't like to study yet don't want to be expelled out by the university to lepak around.

People in this platform are CRAZY !

They have nothing much to do in university but to:

1. Organize Chinese New Year Extravaganza to SHIOK SENDIRI in campus

2. Organize some singing contest just to show off how they can be champion in karaoke

3. Organize dancing lesson so that they can dance differently in DISCO - perhaps traditional dance in disco

4. Organize debate classes so that can quarrel with other people in the market and WIN

Well, many of the EX CLS members lost their HABITAT once they soaked themselves in the SEA of WORKING SPACE. They hardly think back their root in the olden days where they gone wild!

So, in order to UNLEASH the WILDERNESS WITHIN THE OLD PPL, CLS ALUMNI GATHRING was organized on 830 night !

The main purpose - and the ONLY puspose is to.....GO WILD FOR THE EX CLS-ians !!!

Below are just some of the WILD PICS from that night.......

THANKS ORGANIZER FOR THE FABULOUS NIGHT !

YB declaring WAR with HORRIBLE CREATURES !

Mosquitoes are insects in the family Culicidae. They have a pair of scaled wings, a pair of halteres, a slender body, and long legs. The females of most mosquito species suck blood (hematophagy) from other animals, which has made them the most deadly disease vector known, killing millions of people over thousands of years and continuing to kill millions per year by the spread of diseases...blah blah blah.....

Ya...who cares what it is??!!! As long as it makes your asshole itchy and scratch non-stop, you will just get your way to KILL IT!!!!
Unless.....you like to get your ASSHOLE itchy all day long .....then I have no say on that ....

I would like to share my recent experience of stoping my ITCHY ASS continue itchy when I visit my grandma's house in Ipoh...

Seriously, I think the house is the MILITARY BASE for the MOSQUITOES in IPOH!
When I sat there, THOUSANDS or ARMIES of MOSQUITOES FLOCKED to me and try to suck me dry! (I don't mind OTHER things SUCK me...but definately not MOSQUITOES!)

DAMN I CURSE ALL MOSQUITOES! They suck like never drink MILK before....suck and suck and suck until....I CANNOT TAKE IT ! Cause they tried to suck my NIPPLES (REASON:- I get TOP NUDE- due to the heaty temperature)!

So I R.E.V.E.N.G.E!
Let me show you........how I KILL ARMIES of MOSQUITOES and WHAT IS LEFT IN THE WAR ZONE.....

Sometimes....CHINESE WEAPONS are greater than the WESTERN INVENTION.... (I Used this as my last resource to defeat the ARMY of mosquitoes!)

After all the stories....LET ME SHOW U THE MOSQUITO REAL IDENTITY!

Never become a BIG bully again ....

Dear All Readers,

I know many of you miss my blog and I apologize for not updating it. This is due to I am very busy with my work lately. Oh ya, before I forget to inform you guys....I am lately being promoted .....promoted to YB - Yang Brilliant. So do call me YB Nic when you feel like leaving comments. I believe many of my friends knew this. Talking about friends, I do have things to share...and that is why I am here today...I have many friends and they all have different characters...for instance....friends who are THIN, friends who are FAT (for me to bully), friends who are TALL and friends who are SHORT ! (See ! Told you I have many friends).
But they have something common....which is ....SILLY!

That is the reason why I love my friends.....SILLY....and easy for me to BULLY.....wahahahaha...
But my mom always asked me not to BULLY people when I was young, because one day I will soon eat back my own TAHI-shit !
I believe that, but I can't resist it...cause is....EXCITING BULLYING FRIENDS !!!!
I get addicted from it and I can't stop myself !!!

Although I bully people since age 6....yet I dare not bully 1 person....and her name is SIA LING - http://polyzone.blogspot.com/ . I don't know this lady until I am age 21 this year from the PKR election campaign in Penang. Yes, age 21! Don't you dare to suspect my age ! (everything here is NOT fake !)


She is a good photographer, but she is also a BIG BULLY ! Cause she BULLY me!
How? Please see the following pics she sent to me this morning....

EEUUU!!!! 18 SX !!!! WHY THE LADIES KISS MY POSTER??

This is NICE.....
THIS IS THE BEST ! YB NIC is a MODEL !

Right after I see what she did to my pics, I BUZZ her via YM and the following are the details of the conversation:

YB Nic: OOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
YB Nic: U TOO FREE EDITING???!!
Big Bully - Sia Ling: : hahaha.....
Big Bully - Sia Ling: yes just too free (SEE LA SEE LA ! THE REAL BIG BULLY!)
Big Bully - Sia Ling: wahahaha

**Really ONE MOUNTAIN HIGHER THAN ANOTHER MOUNTAIN (Chinese Proverb - Direct translation)**

Pakatan Rakyat Celebration

Once upon a time, there was a baby BOY born on 7th Jan 198x (Due to the age sensitivity, it is not to be mentioned).
His dad was happy, his mom was sexy and whole of his family are MESSY !
Why? Because this baby boy cried since the day he was born.
No one knows what had happened and no one knows what to do.....
He cried when he wakes....he cried after he eats....he cried when he plays....until the 100th Day....he STOPPED ! (For your information, he is still ALIVE)
Weirdo.....

Until now no one can guess what had happened...maybe is something miracle happened...So we call it .................................................................

THE MAGICAL 100 DAYS !

100 Days meant alot to this baby boy ( Let's guess who is this boy later)
So when the Newly formed state government - The Pakatan Rakyat celebrated it's 100th days formation in Stadium Shah Alam, I decided to join the PARTY !
I registered my name with my lovely friend SIM SIM in order to book a seat to that party earlier on.

A night before the celebration, I received a sms and it made me sweat...

SMS : Bring casual young looking shirt or party t-shirt to work if you don't go home after work. We got a mission tomorrow

Curiousity no 1: Casual? Young? Party t-shirt?Where are we going? I thought is some formal event?? NOT MEH???
Curiousity no 2: Mission? What mission?????

The SMS made me hardly slept that night. I was so horrified what will happen soon. So I told my newly invited friend - CHarMaine (The gal in pretty shirt) to wear normal shirt to attend the function.But I guess I was wrong somehow...someway...

Just follow what is shown in the pictures......

Clown In Town???

• FAMOUS - Well known or widely known
• I am FAMOUS - I am well known or I am widely known
• NICHOLAS is quite famous recently - Nicholas is quite well known or Nicholas is quite widely known recently

YES PEOPLE ! SILENTCOFFEESHOP AUTHUR IS QUITE FAMOUS RECENTLY !!!!!

Gosh....I don't know where to start this. I felt like I am in the middle of no where to start my engine to blog. Since my Philippine working trip started, I had no time for blogging (as most bloggers know blogging EATS time). I went travelling ...working...and of course I went to a place call Templer's Park with a bunch of monkeys after my Philippine trip. For your information, Templer's Park is a park full with waterfalls in RAWANG. (If you still don't know, go google, don't ask me)

These bunch of MONKEYS are formed by some well known people :

KEN LEE, Chen Wan + Chen Wan's Girl Friend,Sia Ling, Kheng Teck, Tze Wei, Ker Chien, Chen Jie + Chen Jie's Girl Friend.....

If you know them, they are not KIDS and they still act like one...(gosh...no eye see)

What did we do there??? PLAY WATER and EAT la of course !!!!!

ABO (Else - Hokkien)? PUT KITE meh???!!!!!!!

Few of us jumped into the water and play while others shoot photos here and there....

Some of the photos are great...while some can make you FAMOUS !!!!!

Below are one of the FAMOUS/RECENT HOT TOPIC picture ......

TADA !!!! HE IS THE FAMOUS 出水芙蓉先生-MR WATER LOTUS!To be honest, I don't know who he is. Yet everyone started to guess he is me....Hei people, he is not me ! I need to clarify !!!!!!! Those bunch of monkeys started to gossip about this MR..dunno what and link me with him !

It sucks when you are wearing white POLO shirt walking smartly in KLCC park and those people started to imagine your white POLO shirt is soaked with water (in short - it shows ur TITTS in public) !!!! It did not make me feel proud...but humiliated instead. It just make me felt like I am one of the CLOWN in town !

JUST LIKE THIS! Blog that made me famous : 离尘不离城

Ps: Read the comments if you are as free as the MONKEYS

Secret Agent, Dangerous Task

Being a secret agent to sneak into one of the current FAMOUS PARTY is not as easy as you can think of. That is why after years, we only have 007 in our big screen and do not have 001/002/.../101/898.....
Anyway, I would like to share with you guys on being Selangor 007 on 7th May 2008 12.03am....

Below are some of the MOST DANGEROUS TASK that no one..and I really MEAN NO ONE should intimate what is shown below....

BAYAYA TASK !!!

Hope to have new TASK in BN - Barisan Najis office one day ^_^

Sunday is just PERFECT!

Money is Important....but FRIENDSHIP are MORE important in someways....

I am taking 20 minutes of my free time now in KL CENTRAL Starbucks while I am waiting to bring my clients to another client place for a site visit soon...but I would like to share my yesterday experience with my LOVELY - CUTE - 3 8 READERS before I do that....WAHAHA....yes....i mean YOU !

• Sunday is PERFECT when you can go sing KARAOKE EARLY EARLY in the morning at 11am !
• Sunday is PERFECT when your friends don't complain how you sing even if you sing like FROG !
• Sunday is PERFECT when you can go have a AD HOC tea session in Sunway Pyramid after a TIRING KARAOKE session!
• Sunday is PERFECT when an original SHORT tea session ended with 3 HOURS session in the same place!
• Sunday is PERFECT when a CONTINUOUS tea session turn to a A&W dinner session!
• Sunday is PERFECT when everyone seems like TOO FREAKING free and as if NOTHING TO DO and sit there talk and talk and talk after the dinner session!
• Sunday is PERFECT when I just join California Fitness with a cheap price!
• Sunday is PERFECT with a tiring MIND and BODY after a long...i mean LOOONG session outing...and.......
• SUNDAY IS PERFECT WITH YOU GUYS !!!!!

MUACKSS to the following dedicated person:

Cecelia Chung - Chean Chung

The Maid - Si Min

Mangkuk - Chen Wan

Thinking a new name for this one - Sia Ling

The ROAR/ The Garang - Ken Lee

The FAUNA - Khoon Hau

Others ...do join us when you have time next time....so...SUNDAY is just PERFECT!

Patient of Hospital Bahagia Tanjung Rambutan

I AM MENTALLY ILL !!!

I believe many people who just know me will think I am a very outgoing-hilarious-stupid nerd cause I keep talking foolishness and nonsense that dosent make any sense.
But, in reallity I am not. I am a moody and emotional person. My life is just....GREY !

I am not a positive person where people think I am...
I am not as energetic as my outlook seems to be...

I just don't like what is happening around me !

Arghhh.......WHAT da HECK is HAPPENING WITHIN ME?!!!
Perhaps is some HORMONE Unbalance lately.....it just HAPPENED without any symptoms...

I can laugh for this second and sad in another second !
Am I SICK??!!!

Everytime I finish work, I will just talk to myself.....make myself happy.....do something to occupy my mind without letting it wondering around like "GROWN CHICKENS WITH FEATHERS".

I guess I am going to be a PATIENT of HOSPITAL BAHAGIA TANJUNG RAMBUTAN in days to come.

People just ask me to be positive and look forward....but HOW when things happened to you are so horrible??!!!!
I just dislike being a grown up !

Life are just as crazy as it is .....

Crazy People - Crazy Mind - Crazy Thoughts - Crazy Life

I AM JUST CRAZY

Stressing Weekends

Spending time with family members are GREAT !
While spending time with family members who keep asking "When will you bring a girl back" is STRESS !!!!!!!

I am not sure what is happening to their brains lately.
My Dad: Come, I show you the girl's photo....(I was like FREAKING OUT ! DAMIT ! He really got the girl's pic)
My Mom:It is time now, few years later is marry time....(What la...I am YOUNG)
My Grandma: When are you going to bring a girl back for me? (FEB 30 will bring back)

WHAT DA HECK IS THIS???!!!!!
TELL ME !!!!!

I thought it is a very LOVELY moment spending time with family members in KL over the weekends...well...I am terribly wrong when they crossed that LINE of MINE aka MY G SPOT!

I just wanna say....."OOI ! I am so young now la !!!! NO CAREER YET !!! NO MONEY TO FEED 1 MORE PERSON !!!! "

Well, I guess they won't let me go so easily even though I say that aloud.
So I have plans.....kekekeke.....

PLAN A: When they start the topic, I CHANGE IT!
PLAN B: When they wanna raise the ISSUE, I walk away (Provided that I am not in the car with them =_=)
PLAN C: Get MAD and don't allow them to talk about it (I guess this is abit rude)
PLAN D: Do not meet up with them (Abit hard lo)
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PLAN E: SIMPLY GET A GAL AND BRING BACK HOME !

Hmmm....wondering which will be the best.....what say you?

Who can be the NEXT PM?

I was facinated by a friend of mine - THE CLUMSY FRIEND's aka FLOWER GOD MSN status
"Hmm, who do we want as PM? A sleepyhead, a murderer, or a sodomiser? Tough 1!"

Well, to me it is not that tough! If we think in a more rational way....it is so EASY ! Close one eye also know how to choose....So, I replied her as below:

Me: he is not a sodomiser la (Refering to the famous DSAI)
Flower God : hehe.. jz joking lahh
Me: but if u wan me to choose a sleepyhead...or a murderer...or a real sodomiser...(As PM)
Me: i will choose sodomiser
Me: cus sleepyhead will make the country no progress
Me: murderer worst..will make the country more gelap (Dark) cus he will do anything
Me: a sodomiser only PLAY with his mate and ruin nobody else's life!

So, it is clear that who to choose for from the 3 of them !

**For your information, the above conversation is published with permit and without any law violation against any state or federal constituency**

So....DON'T blame me on simply paste our conversation on this blog!

DEADLIEST Conversation

Me: ei what is the thing that u send to me ar?
Me: about today 1
Someone: my bro ask for dinner
Me: tonight?

Someone: ya
Someone: u can't understand the sms? (Speechless)
Me: =_=
Someone: can u? (I FEEL LIKE WANNA STANGLE HIM !)
Me: i can....
Me: just see fwd ma
Me: duh
Someone: fwd from my bro
Someone: eh
Someone: can u see my status?
Me: can ar
Someone: oh
Someone: then can u come tonight's dinner?
Me: should be no prob
Me: kat mana?
Someone: see SMS (What a guy....)
Someone: duh
Me: i mean I DUNNO THE PLACE
Someone: ss2
Me: NO MAP IN UR SMS (REVENGING!)
Someone: oh

I was nearly dead due to loosing too much of blood early early in the morning by the above conversation......for god sake.....never know when will be my next "Heart Attack" conversation with HIM again,my Lovely Ex-Roomate aka YB's cute little brother.

** Due to receiving complaints on reveiling the person's identity, I have to change the person's name to "Someone". Please note that SOMEONE is NOT WHO IS IN YOUR MIND NOW**

The BLACK 14 !

What were you doing on April,14 2008?
Sleeping? Dancing? Talking Nonsense ...or ...Watching PORNS?

If you do not know what is happening on that day....you are considered a COLD BLOODED-ASS FREAKY-RETARTED-IMMATURED Malaysians !
(Kidding)

Well, this is a day to remember. A day for all nation to stand together again after the March, 8 2008. A day where our respected DSAI - Dato Seri Anwar Ibrahim can officially back to the domestic politics after all the JOKES happened to him.

It was held in Kelab Sultan Sulaiman in KG Baru yesterday and was expected to have 10,000 attendants. I would like to thank SIM TZE WEI for asking me to go along to the historic event.

Well, we all parked our car at Kelana Jaya LRT station and take a 40 minutes ride to the WELL KNOWN KG BARU ( A place where most of the KL folks know yet NEVER been to - Agree??)

We reached there around 8.40pm and the real journey BEGINS with the followings:

MAP to Kelab Sultan Sulaiman

True Unity when everyone sings NEGARAKU

Interviewed by a NGO reporter




We are on the NEWSPAPER !!! So Bangga ! Finally 光宗耀祖 !