My Nightmare

I had a dream.....everyone also have a dream.....but my dream yesterday was a NIGHTMARE!

Let me share you what I dreamt....

The story begins like this.....

(12.50am-on my bed)

I finish work and try to walk out from my office to lock the door. Suddenly, my colleugue tapped my shoulder and asked "Hei, how's your wedding preparation tomorrow?"

I looked at him with horrific eyes and exclaimed " WHAT WEDDING??!"

He continued "Your wedding ma....you forgot?"

I exclaimed "WHAT?!!! I DON'T KNOW LAAAAA"

After locking the door, I hurried myself to the car park and keep trying to recall when I commit myself to a wedding. Moreover, WHO IS MY WIFE?!!

I drove myself back to my house and thought of asking my mom what is happening.

When I entered the door, I nearly fainted right there. I saw many wedding stuffs - WEDDING CARDS, WEDDING CANDLES, WEDDING ANG PAOS, WEDDING DECORATIONS AND IS ALL RED COLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And my mom was busying with it.

I rushed to my mom side and hold her hands and asked " What is happening?! Why am I marrying tomorrow?"

My mom answered calmly "Boy, you are getting married tomorrow"

Me shouted " WHAT?!!! SINCE WHEN? CAN I CANCEL THE WEDDING?"

My Mom " Cannot la, all the invitation sent out to relative and friends..."

In my heart " I AM DEAD!"

I am so stressed !!!!!

I tried to call and meet my so call WIFE (Don't know why suddenly is my cousin sister)

I asked her " Can we cancel our wedding?"

She cried and din say anything.

I tried to talk to my aunt / future mother in law....she scolded me KUAT KUAT and said her daughter's name will ruin because I cancel it.

I don't know what to do....i am so fucking stressed ....and I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN I COMMIT MYSELF IN A WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stress.....Stress.....STRESSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

until.....

I woke up!

(2.10am - still on my bed)

I sweat alot and THANK GOD! IT'S JUST A DREAM !

I calmed myself by going to the kitchen to drink a cup of 100 plus....

FUCK ! I HATE THOSE DREAM !

Best Friend Wedding !

WEDDING SEASON

As far as I am concern, IT(LOVE) dun really sided me or I don't really need it anyway (SOUR GRAPES *_* lolz).

Even though, I do will feel touched when other people can LOVE each other for long time and get married at the end and LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

The day before yesterday, I got an SMS:

"Can you give me your email address? I am Zhea Xui (Air Tebu)"

(Zhea Xui/Air Tebu is one of my best buddy during my secondary school days, but we lost contact for years. Our friendship just gone pale after I went to university while he studied in other college.)

The day before today, I SMS Mr Air Tebu:

"I heard you are going to marry wor! Congrates!"

The day before tomorrow, I received an email:

CAN YOU SEE MY NAME???  Invitation by an OLD BUDDY to his wedding dinner! GAM DONG - TOUCHED!

AIR TEBU ! I WISH YOU LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER !!!

830 - CRAZY NIGHT

Please tell me, what did you do READERS, on the night before independence day???

Park your car and take LOUSY public transport to town for Merdeka countdown?

or you drive your car with expensive petrol around KL to search for food?

or you don't give a damn shit and sit at home watching TV and think that you don't want to waste extra money for entertainment (while actually you are paying high electricity bill)??

If either of the above is your selection, it is such another boring Merdeka Eve for you.....BOOOOO ! Looser ! Yeah I mean YOU!

Let me tell you what I did for my Merdeka Eve on 2008.

I attended a gathering.....OLD friends gathering....or to be precise....is a ALUMNI Gathering!

(If you don't know what it means, do try to google for the meaning if you don't have a dictionary)

It was organized by a bunch of people from EX CLS -Chinese Language Society from cyberjaya as well as from melacca campus.

This so call CLS is a platform in MMU that allows students who don't like to study yet don't want to be expelled out by the university to lepak around.

People in this platform are CRAZY !

They have nothing much to do in university but to:

1. Organize Chinese New Year Extravaganza to SHIOK SENDIRI in campus

2. Organize some singing contest just to show off how they can be champion in karaoke

3. Organize dancing lesson so that they can dance differently in DISCO - perhaps traditional dance in disco

4. Organize debate classes so that can quarrel with other people in the market and WIN

Well, many of the EX CLS members lost their HABITAT once they soaked themselves in the SEA of WORKING SPACE. They hardly think back their root in the olden days where they gone wild!

So, in order to UNLEASH the WILDERNESS WITHIN THE OLD PPL, CLS ALUMNI GATHRING was organized on 830 night !

The main purpose - and the ONLY puspose is to.....GO WILD FOR THE EX CLS-ians !!!

Below are just some of the WILD PICS from that night.......

THANKS ORGANIZER FOR THE FABULOUS NIGHT !

I LOVE my Country...

I LOVE MY COUNTRY BUT NOT BARISAN NATIONAL !

GO TO HELL YOU DISGUSTING, PATHETIC, HOPELESS, SHAMEFUL, EVIL, CORRUPTED UMNO + MCA + MIC + ETC = BARISAN NATIONAL!

LEAVE US ALONE !

LEAVE US IN PEACE WITH YOUR ASS PLAYING SAIFUL.....PLS "MELIWAT" IN YOUR OWN BARISAN NATIONAL ROOM AND NOT IN OUR LOVELY COUNTRY !

HELL GOES WITH YOU - BARISAN NATIONAL !

For the 1st time in my LIFE, I feel I want to abandon my country and move to other country for my life........SADNESS kills MY SOUL.....

7 Little Jokers

Hei Guys! Take a look at the 7 Little JOKERS !!

**The above is only some FAKE dialog and is not true**

YB declaring WAR with HORRIBLE CREATURES !

Mosquitoes are insects in the family Culicidae. They have a pair of scaled wings, a pair of halteres, a slender body, and long legs. The females of most mosquito species suck blood (hematophagy) from other animals, which has made them the most deadly disease vector known, killing millions of people over thousands of years and continuing to kill millions per year by the spread of diseases...blah blah blah.....

Ya...who cares what it is??!!! As long as it makes your asshole itchy and scratch non-stop, you will just get your way to KILL IT!!!!
Unless.....you like to get your ASSHOLE itchy all day long .....then I have no say on that ....

I would like to share my recent experience of stoping my ITCHY ASS continue itchy when I visit my grandma's house in Ipoh...

Seriously, I think the house is the MILITARY BASE for the MOSQUITOES in IPOH!
When I sat there, THOUSANDS or ARMIES of MOSQUITOES FLOCKED to me and try to suck me dry! (I don't mind OTHER things SUCK me...but definately not MOSQUITOES!)

DAMN I CURSE ALL MOSQUITOES! They suck like never drink MILK before....suck and suck and suck until....I CANNOT TAKE IT ! Cause they tried to suck my NIPPLES (REASON:- I get TOP NUDE- due to the heaty temperature)!

So I R.E.V.E.N.G.E!
Let me show you........how I KILL ARMIES of MOSQUITOES and WHAT IS LEFT IN THE WAR ZONE.....

Sometimes....CHINESE WEAPONS are greater than the WESTERN INVENTION.... (I Used this as my last resource to defeat the ARMY of mosquitoes!)

After all the stories....LET ME SHOW U THE MOSQUITO REAL IDENTITY!

Never become a BIG bully again ....

Dear All Readers,

I know many of you miss my blog and I apologize for not updating it. This is due to I am very busy with my work lately. Oh ya, before I forget to inform you guys....I am lately being promoted .....promoted to YB - Yang Brilliant. So do call me YB Nic when you feel like leaving comments. I believe many of my friends knew this. Talking about friends, I do have things to share...and that is why I am here today...I have many friends and they all have different characters...for instance....friends who are THIN, friends who are FAT (for me to bully), friends who are TALL and friends who are SHORT ! (See ! Told you I have many friends).
But they have something common....which is ....SILLY!

That is the reason why I love my friends.....SILLY....and easy for me to BULLY.....wahahahaha...
But my mom always asked me not to BULLY people when I was young, because one day I will soon eat back my own TAHI-shit !
I believe that, but I can't resist it...cause is....EXCITING BULLYING FRIENDS !!!!
I get addicted from it and I can't stop myself !!!

Although I bully people since age 6....yet I dare not bully 1 person....and her name is SIA LING - http://polyzone.blogspot.com/ . I don't know this lady until I am age 21 this year from the PKR election campaign in Penang. Yes, age 21! Don't you dare to suspect my age ! (everything here is NOT fake !)


She is a good photographer, but she is also a BIG BULLY ! Cause she BULLY me!
How? Please see the following pics she sent to me this morning....

EEUUU!!!! 18 SX !!!! WHY THE LADIES KISS MY POSTER??

This is NICE.....
THIS IS THE BEST ! YB NIC is a MODEL !

Right after I see what she did to my pics, I BUZZ her via YM and the following are the details of the conversation:

YB Nic: OOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
YB Nic: U TOO FREE EDITING???!!
Big Bully - Sia Ling: : hahaha.....
Big Bully - Sia Ling: yes just too free (SEE LA SEE LA ! THE REAL BIG BULLY!)
Big Bully - Sia Ling: wahahaha

**Really ONE MOUNTAIN HIGHER THAN ANOTHER MOUNTAIN (Chinese Proverb - Direct translation)**