Friday, February 29, 2008
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Let me introduce you........
for State Seat (DUN) Pantai Jerejak
Below are some details about him:
VOTE HIM !
VOTE KEADILAN !
VOTE OPPOSITION !
VOTE FOR CHANGE !
Better Malaysia for ALL Malaysian and NOT only for BN and IT's Cronies
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Fwd Mail : Last But Not So Last
Pak Lah: This is the last meeting we are going to have before I make my
decision on who our candidates are. First of all, I would like to thank Keng
Yaik and Affendi for voluntarily backing out. You are truly gentlemen.
Anyone else wants to back out? Think of the party, not of yourself.
Najib: I think Samy should back out la.
Samy: Apa pasai? Why you think I should back out? Why not you?
Najib: You are a liability to MIC and BN la Samy, accept it la.
Samy: What do you mean liability? Give me proof?
Hisham: Ayo Samy, our intelligence report say, we will lose almost 100% of
Indian votes if you still lead MIC. If you get lost, maybe we can bring it
down to 60%.
Samy: Pakla, don't listen to this two young punks la. Let me read this
report just sent to me. *After extensive intelligence gathering, we find
that 20% of the Indians hated Samy Velu. *Ha, only 20% la, where got 100%?
Nazri: Hey Samy I also got the same report la. Why don't you continue?
Samy: Okay, I'll continue, *40% cannot stand to see his face and 35% will
kill him if they were to meet him. 5% believe that he is a good leader.
*Ha,
I still got 5% what?
Pak Lah: Come on la Samy, you've been around for a long time already; you
have made your money. You are even richer than me, so back out la. Think of
the party la Samy.
Samy: Yes, I am richer than you but Najib, 2 deals only is already richer
than me, why not ask him also to go? His submarine and Sukhoi and Altantunya
also make him a liability what.
Pak Lah: I know that one, but he is from UMNO, that is the difference.
The
Malays will accept corrupt Malay leaders, as long as they potong, its okay.
Samy: Oh, kalu chunik potong kalu, berapa banyak rasuah pun takpa ka?
Mana
adil ini macam Pakla?
Najib: That is the way it is in this country Samy. We all from UMNO got
immunity, you people, tadak potong punya, don't.
Samy: No, saya akan tetap bertanding.
Kayveas: Adei Samy, listen to them la, what they say is true la. Don't talk
about justice all la, as if you are concerned about justice. This is not the
place to be talking about justice la old man. We want to win. If that means
you will be dropped then so be it.
Samy: Dei Kayveas, you just shut up la. You budak lagi la, you apa tau?
What
you want to be champions of the Indians ka? If I am forced to back out, I
make sure you go down with me. Hey, Mahathir also cannot force me out la.
Kayveas: Tengok Pakla, tadak guna punya Hindu. Think of himself only.
Just
shoot him la Pakla, don't give chance. Najib, itu C4 lagi ada ka? Mari kita
sekarang taroh itu C4 sama dia. Cilaka punya orang.
Keng Yaik: Samy ah, enough la. So long already you in the cabinet. You want
to stay until you die ka? What you think they will bury you in the Makam
Pahlawan ka? Every time people curse you la. Now even your own race cannot
stand you, give up la Samy. Come join me la. We all retire. After all, we
are not sure if we are going to win this time around. BN also not sure going
to win or not.
Pak Lah: What are you talking about Kheng Yaik? Why you say like that?
Lu
jaga lu punya mulut ah Apek.
Keng Yaik:No la Pak Lah, If everyone wants to deny us 2/3 majority, then all
of them would not vote us la. We may lose more than just 1/3 la. Haiya, that
one also cannot see ah?
Pak Lah: Maybe the Chinese or Indians la Keng Yaik, not the Malays la.
The
Malays love UMNO.
Keng Yaik: Are you sure ah Pak Lah? Now even the Chinese and Indians are
willing to vote PAS if it is the only opposition available to them, don't
you think that there would be Malays willing to vote DAP? Don't be foolish
la Pak Lah. Until now still cannot get Kelantan despite all the dirty
tricks. Who are majority voters in Kelantan? Malys la, some more what.
Pak Lah: Betoi ka dia kata tu Najib?
Najib: Jangan dengar cakap orang tua penyembur tu la Pak lah. Orang Melayu
takkan lupa UMNO punya. Orang Melayu rela mati untuk UMNO
Nazri: Ntah la, ada lojik jugak cakap Keng Yaik tu. Memang la orang Melayu
rela mati untuk UMNO tapi rela ka dia mati untuk kita?
Pak Lah: Apa yang orang Melayu tak puaih hati lagi dengan kita? Kita bagi
macam-macam kat depa, apa lagi dia mau?
Kah Ting: Lu mau tau ka? Dia olang tengok sumua itu UMNO punya olang besar
manyak kaya. Bikin lumah banyak besar. Keleta 4, 5, sumua mahal-mahal punya.
Dulu punya Melayu punya UMNO punya olang tak buat itu macam. Kalau dia kaya
pun, dia tak tunjuk sama olang. Sekalang punya UMNO punya olang manyak
sombong oh. Dia kaya, dia selalu tunjuk. Dia tak takot punya. Itu olang
Melayu biasa tak suka la ini macam punya sombong punya olang.
Nazri: Apa, salah ka dia beli rumah besar dan kereta besar? Apa orang Cina
saja ka buleh beli rumah besar. Pak Lah, letak Kah Ting kat Tanjong tengok.
Jom kita tengok orang Cina suka kat dia ka tak?
Keng Yaik: Tak salah, tapi baru 2, 3 hari jadi menteri sudah kaya ka?
Dia
punya gaji berapa? Dulu jaga gate keretapi sekarang boleh bikin Istana,
orang tak heran ka la Pak Lah? Your weakness ah, is that you think the
Malays are stupid. They are not la Pak Lah. Many have opened their eyes la.
Many are not ignorant anymore.
Pak Lah: Alah, kalau kalah pun, kalah sikit saja.
Keng Yaik: Sorry ha Pak Lah if I say something. You have been sleeping too
much, you have lost touch with reality.
Pak Lah: I think ah Keng Yaik, you don't resign la. This year you stand in
Permatang Pauh, mau ka?
Samy: Pak Lah, saya macam mana?
Pak Lah: Meeting adjourn la, semua balik dulu. Saya mengantok ni. Nanti lain
kali la.
十万个“为什么”
为什么增建华小不能制度化?
为什么白小不能重开?
为什么不废除《内安法令》?
为什么大道收费合约如此离谱?
为什么要取消地方议会选举
为什么需要那么多国会议席
为什么反贪污局不向国会负责?
为什么贪污事件总是不了了之?
为什么 为什么 为什么 还有十十万万个为什么
为什么 为什么 为什么 知道多一点 您可改变结局
为什么那么多人死在扣留所里?
为什么建非回教膜拜场很困难?
为什么查卡利亚皇宫继续存在?
为什么选委会主席任期会延长?
为什么政府那么怕互联网?
为什么政府要对付部落格?
为什么政府取消地方政府选举?
为什么政府漠视司法危机事件?
为什么 为什么 为什么 知道多一点 您可改变结局
为什么 为什么 为什么 还有十十万个为什么
为什么 为什么 为什么 知道多一点 您可改变结局
投票前,请三思、再三思,除了这里的“为什么”,
还有更多的“为什么”你应该知道的,
去找出来,去了解背后的真相,
尽管真相会是那么的残酷、无情、不堪。。。
但是我们还是要改变
Joke of the day - Advert
I guess you all must be really HEATED by all the Fliers/Banners/Billboards etc from all the PARTIES due to the ELECTION.
Know what? I just read an Advert and it is really funny!!!!
Check this out....
$$$$$$ spent on an advert posted in SIN CHEW JIT POH yesterday....and you...i mean Y.O.U should read.....else they are dumping their money for nothing.....
What are these JOKERS doing??!!!! Putting the advert in the newspaper and saying DON'T WANT TO BE HIGH PROFILE?? Putting it in the newspaper is already considered a "High Profile" act my dear....... Hilarious lar ~!!!!
Anyone who is doing this please do not treat the citizens like one of your retarded kids in your house....enough is enough for your jokes that shame us all !!!
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Day 2 - Nomination Day 24/02/2008
The WAR is about to begin...
Due to "SOME" unexpected reason...we( Leonard, Xweing, Hau and me) were "ABIT" out of time (so call LATE) to reach the destination. We were all told to reach the place at 7.30am. But............
See THESE and you will know...
Monday, February 25, 2008
Day 1 - Day before Nomination 23/02/2008
- Had you been complaining why the government keep raising the oil price since year 2001??
- Had you been asking why the people in the parliament aren't professional and keep on talking nonsense that hurt Malaysian's feeling?
- Had you been scolding certain politicians for their EXTREME thoughts that split our lovely nations into few parts instead of one?
- Had you been wondering why there is always UNFAIR treatments to the citizens based on their color of the skin?
Many people may not understand the importance of each single vote on their hands. They might think that a small vote from them cannot change the current situation. If you think like one of them....YOU ARE TERRIBLY WRONG !!!!!!!!!
- You need to vote to STOP the CORRUPTION...
- You need to vote to STOP the EXTREMIST ....
- You need to vote to STOP the RACIAL ISSUE...
- You need to vote to STOP the INJUSTICE...
- You need to vote to STOP our country from BANKRUPTCY !!!!!!!
It is so true that we need to vote to change!! It is not a vote for the next 5 years...it is a vote for the next 50 years ! So guys, please do come out to vote...to vote and speak for ourselves....
Forget about dating...forget about your Movie...forget about your holidays for just 1 day....
If our country ruins...you won't be able to date anymore...you won't be able to have your lovely movies at TGV/GSC....you won't be able to have your nice holidays with your family or friends !!!
Just imagine when our country turn into bankruptcy because of "Some" politicians greediness and unethical act....who will suffer?
- Not the Politicians who will suffer - because they have high salary pay..
- Not the Businessman who will suffer - because they already made millions dollars and moved to other country...
- Not the Dato/Datin who will suffer - because they have "Connections" with the rich people and the politicians
When our country gets corrupted...no foreign investors will dare to come...and our economy will turn down....and what will happen to you??
Who cares you are a normal staff or even a General Manager in a company? As long as the company is not earning....haha...guess what? You will be the one who SUFFER !!!!
I was really lucky that I had a chance to help in the election in Penang....
I saw many things and see true UNITY in the campaign....
Let me share some of my experiences through some pictures with you all...
*It was a tiring day yet it was meaningful especially when you see a lot of the locals clap hands...praise us...support us....treat us drinks...and give **thumps ups** when we walk around !!*
Day 1 - Day before Nomination
Friday, February 22, 2008
Crime Scene @ Puchong Jaya
Guess.....I mean really GUESS.....
Tips:
Not Kong Choy not seeking for re-election....
Not Edison Chen announced to leave entertainment industry for his lifetime....
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Alright....the ans is ....a CRIME !!!!!
See this...
A horrible crime just happened.....
No one know where does this creature live.Please do not hesitate to contact 016-201Xxxx or report to the nearest police station if you have any information on this poor little creature. We are still investigating who is the KILLER....
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Highlights Sponsored by Dato LDP
I had been the supporter since the day I become the SLAVE for the country.
Why say so?
Well...
- I contributed part of my pay cheque to Dato LDP even though I barely have enough for my own.
- I love Dato' LDP so much until I line a terrible Queue every morning and night just to pay Dato'
- I still use it even though Dato' tried to STOP me from seeing him by increasing 60% of the PASS BY fees from Rm1 to Rm1.60 per trip. (Personally I think Dato' LDP earn more than the BIG EAR HOLE or so call LOAN SHARK)
It is about how Dato' gave me back in return for my 3 years contribution to him NON STOP !
Highlight 1:
See this??!! Encik Loh Seng Kok billboard near Sunway.....HIS SHADED FACE !!!!! I guess he forgot to pay Dato' LDP RM1.60 and Dato' LDP just asked some GANGSTER to SHADE his handsome face. I think En Loh sure scare till his pants drop now!!!.....eeeee.....(so the moral of the story is....never OWE Dato' LDP money and remember to PAY RM1.60) Very scary laaaa....Dato' I will pay you...pls don't ask ppl to shade my face !!!!
Highlight 2:
Who is Kelly Tan E li?? Is this an advertisement or what? This poster is on the LDP near Yamaha building/ Kelana Jaya. Wonder who is that SO HAI doing that. As if no one know he is PROPOSING his love to some un-known women call Kelly Tan E Li. I am wondering whether he is one of the relative of Dato' LDP since he is allowed to put that kinda jerk thing for sometime on that billboard. Well, it will be more GENG if the Kelly change to something like KENT/KENNY/etc.....wahaha...then it will really make some HOT TOPIC IN TOWN !!!!
Guess what? Humours does happen on LDP....so it is not worthless if Dato' LDP asked for another raise in the near future !!!!!!!!
Long Live DATO' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 Missed Call......
电话响了。。。但我真得很不想接。。。
你们的名字一个一个地出现在我的电话荧幕。。。。
甲: “wei,你发生了什么事?怎么不找我啦。。。。。。”
我:“是吗?我没什么。。。还好。。。”
甲:“我们是不是没有话题了?。。”
我:“。。。。。。。。”
其实我真得很想不说话。。。
就让我静静地离开你们吧。。。。
我不想再被欺骗。。。
我不想再被利用。。。
我不想再被愚弄。。。
害怕了。。。真的害怕了。。。
也许你们闷的时候会想到我。。。
也许你们不开心的时候会想到我。。。
那么我呢?
又有谁知道我不开心呢?
对不起。。。我想。。。我需要离开一会儿。。。
不想接任何电话 - 就让我的手机平静下来。。。。
1 Missed Call........
Friday, February 15, 2008
烛光晚餐
~肉骨茶香料~
突然心血来潮想吃肉骨茶,我就开始了我的做肉骨茶旅程。。。
首先。。。当然是买材料。。。猪排骨,肉骨茶香料,蘑菇,金针菇,蚝油,酱油。。。
当然也少不了青菜。。。
因为没有煮过肉骨茶,我只有凭感觉“一试”我的料理神功。。。
昨天放工一回到家,我就走进了厨房。。。
步骤一:找一个锅,1500cc水
步骤二: 沸水到100度
步骤三:放一些黑胡椒,肉骨茶香料,3粒蒜头(不用拨皮),排骨,蘑菇,金针菇等。。。以慢火熬上一个小时。
步骤四:过后随心放入一些盐,蚝油调味。再煮一会儿。。。就可以上桌啦!!
好容易。。。
我的晚餐。。。忘了。。是我的“烛光晚餐”
**原来一个人吃饭也可以很开心的。。。。今晚想蒸鱼及煮鸡吃。。。。**
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
我的天空
有些人的过错是不因该被原谅的。。。
做好人原来是会被欺负的。。。
做好人原来是会被伤害的。。。
唯有学习讨厌你。。。我才可能会得到自由。。。
以前的事情我当作没事。。。结果呢?
我被伤害了一次又一次。。。好累。。。
我想。。。是时候离开。。。寻找我自己的天空。。。