Patient of Hospital Bahagia Tanjung Rambutan

I AM MENTALLY ILL !!!

I believe many people who just know me will think I am a very outgoing-hilarious-stupid nerd cause I keep talking foolishness and nonsense that dosent make any sense.
But, in reallity I am not. I am a moody and emotional person. My life is just....GREY !

I am not a positive person where people think I am...
I am not as energetic as my outlook seems to be...

I just don't like what is happening around me !

Arghhh.......WHAT da HECK is HAPPENING WITHIN ME?!!!
Perhaps is some HORMONE Unbalance lately.....it just HAPPENED without any symptoms...

I can laugh for this second and sad in another second !
Am I SICK??!!!

Everytime I finish work, I will just talk to myself.....make myself happy.....do something to occupy my mind without letting it wondering around like "GROWN CHICKENS WITH FEATHERS".

I guess I am going to be a PATIENT of HOSPITAL BAHAGIA TANJUNG RAMBUTAN in days to come.

People just ask me to be positive and look forward....but HOW when things happened to you are so horrible??!!!!
I just dislike being a grown up !

Life are just as crazy as it is .....

Crazy People - Crazy Mind - Crazy Thoughts - Crazy Life

I AM JUST CRAZY

Days without Nicholas

Evil Someone: i feel like want to feed u with 砒霜 then strangle you

I do not know what it was until I did a FULL RESEARCH on it....

砒霜 - Arsenic trioxide As2O3 (I know you guys don't know what it is...IDIOTS..wahahhaa)
它也是最古老的毒物之一，无臭无味，外觀為白色霜狀粉末
(An old ancient poison with no smell nor taste and is in white color powder form)

Whatever it is, it is a DEADFUL thing.....

A DOG been fed by abit of 砒霜 = DEAD DOG
A CHICKEN been fed by abit of 砒霜 = DEAD CHICKEN
IF NICHOLAS been fed by abit of 砒霜 = DEAD NICHOLAS !!!

Wondering what will be the days like if NICHOLAS been fed by abit of 砒霜.....

Perhaps the world will be better?

Stressing Weekends

Spending time with family members are GREAT !
While spending time with family members who keep asking "When will you bring a girl back" is STRESS !!!!!!!

I am not sure what is happening to their brains lately.
My Dad: Come, I show you the girl's photo....(I was like FREAKING OUT ! DAMIT ! He really got the girl's pic)
My Mom:It is time now, few years later is marry time....(What la...I am YOUNG)
My Grandma: When are you going to bring a girl back for me? (FEB 30 will bring back)

WHAT DA HECK IS THIS???!!!!!
TELL ME !!!!!

I thought it is a very LOVELY moment spending time with family members in KL over the weekends...well...I am terribly wrong when they crossed that LINE of MINE aka MY G SPOT!

I just wanna say....."OOI ! I am so young now la !!!! NO CAREER YET !!! NO MONEY TO FEED 1 MORE PERSON !!!! "

Well, I guess they won't let me go so easily even though I say that aloud.
So I have plans.....kekekeke.....

PLAN A: When they start the topic, I CHANGE IT!
PLAN B: When they wanna raise the ISSUE, I walk away (Provided that I am not in the car with them =_=)
PLAN C: Get MAD and don't allow them to talk about it (I guess this is abit rude)
PLAN D: Do not meet up with them (Abit hard lo)
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PLAN E: SIMPLY GET A GAL AND BRING BACK HOME !

Hmmm....wondering which will be the best.....what say you?

Who can be the NEXT PM?

I was facinated by a friend of mine - THE CLUMSY FRIEND's aka FLOWER GOD MSN status
"Hmm, who do we want as PM? A sleepyhead, a murderer, or a sodomiser? Tough 1!"

Well, to me it is not that tough! If we think in a more rational way....it is so EASY ! Close one eye also know how to choose....So, I replied her as below:

Me: he is not a sodomiser la (Refering to the famous DSAI)
Flower God : hehe.. jz joking lahh
Me: but if u wan me to choose a sleepyhead...or a murderer...or a real sodomiser...(As PM)
Me: i will choose sodomiser
Me: cus sleepyhead will make the country no progress
Me: murderer worst..will make the country more gelap (Dark) cus he will do anything
Me: a sodomiser only PLAY with his mate and ruin nobody else's life!

So, it is clear that who to choose for from the 3 of them !

**For your information, the above conversation is published with permit and without any law violation against any state or federal constituency**

So....DON'T blame me on simply paste our conversation on this blog!

DEADLIEST Conversation

Me: ei what is the thing that u send to me ar?
Me: about today 1
Someone: my bro ask for dinner
Me: tonight?

Someone: ya
Someone: u can't understand the sms? (Speechless)
Me: =_=
Someone: can u? (I FEEL LIKE WANNA STANGLE HIM !)
Me: i can....
Me: just see fwd ma
Me: duh
Someone: fwd from my bro
Someone: eh
Someone: can u see my status?
Me: can ar
Someone: oh
Someone: then can u come tonight's dinner?
Me: should be no prob
Me: kat mana?
Someone: see SMS (What a guy....)
Someone: duh
Me: i mean I DUNNO THE PLACE
Someone: ss2
Me: NO MAP IN UR SMS (REVENGING!)
Someone: oh

I was nearly dead due to loosing too much of blood early early in the morning by the above conversation......for god sake.....never know when will be my next "Heart Attack" conversation with HIM again,my Lovely Ex-Roomate aka YB's cute little brother.

** Due to receiving complaints on reveiling the person's identity, I have to change the person's name to "Someone". Please note that SOMEONE is NOT WHO IS IN YOUR MIND NOW**

The BLACK 14 !

What were you doing on April,14 2008?
Sleeping? Dancing? Talking Nonsense ...or ...Watching PORNS?

If you do not know what is happening on that day....you are considered a COLD BLOODED-ASS FREAKY-RETARTED-IMMATURED Malaysians !
(Kidding)

Well, this is a day to remember. A day for all nation to stand together again after the March, 8 2008. A day where our respected DSAI - Dato Seri Anwar Ibrahim can officially back to the domestic politics after all the JOKES happened to him.

It was held in Kelab Sultan Sulaiman in KG Baru yesterday and was expected to have 10,000 attendants. I would like to thank SIM TZE WEI for asking me to go along to the historic event.

Well, we all parked our car at Kelana Jaya LRT station and take a 40 minutes ride to the WELL KNOWN KG BARU ( A place where most of the KL folks know yet NEVER been to - Agree??)

We reached there around 8.40pm and the real journey BEGINS with the followings:

MAP to Kelab Sultan Sulaiman

True Unity when everyone sings NEGARAKU

Interviewed by a NGO reporter




We are on the NEWSPAPER !!! So Bangga ! Finally 光宗耀祖 !

UNITED Creatures

What creature do you pity the most in your life?
For me, my first choice will be the well known NON-HALAL PIG !
They are the creature borned to be DISCRIMINATED the most and have the most pathatic life in their life cycle.

The below are some of the real life examples of PIG discrimination:
Discrimination 1:
What will you call a colleague with the most laziest character?
Ans: PIG

Dscrimination 2:
How do you call a person with a large body size?
Ans: PIG

Discrimination 3:
What will you say when a RECKLESS driver nearly knock your car near Jalan Bukit Bintang?
Ans: PIG

Discrimination 4:
If a person eats alot and NON-STOP, how do you tease him/her?
Ans: PIG

Discrimination 5:
If you see FEI ZAI aka FATTY on the road, how do you call him ?
Ans: FILL_IN_THE_BLANKS


Well, from the few real life examples above, we can nearly know that PIG is pretty well-known within Malaysians!
Even though they are always WELL-KNOWN yet discriminated, they just kept quiet and wait to be slaughted and serve themselves on your dinning table. Even after centuries....they still kept quiet..... but what if.....

So people,DON PLAY PLAY .....

Sharing Among Each Other!

After the shocking waves of political changes in Malaysia, many of the "GRASSROOT" - Citizens started to involve themselves into the politics. Either they read more news/talk more about it. But of course, the choice of NATO is not always WISE.

What is NATO??!! NATO also dunno meh???!!! NATO is MILITARY term la....doink !!!
okok....NATO means No Action, Talk Only

To me, it is better to TALK than NO TALK. At least, talking can create more awareness among the people. Well, I am one of them ! I like to talk.....especially....TALK COCK ! TALK CHICKEN ! TALK CRAP! talk Talk TAlK !!!! (maybe I should sign up the TALK PUAS PUAS package)

Reading newspapers and online materials became one of my daily routine.....
It makes my mind broader and knowledgeble.....and of course more SHIOK when I read some news that is exciting !!

What news? Of course news like....POLITICIANS EATING THEIR OWN SHITs BACK after the 12th Elections !!!
What shits??

SHIT Number 1: BN wanted to set a law to oppose politics "FROG" from jumping here and there
Reason: The Opposition once raised the same suggestion but was IGNORED by the errogant BN so called LEADERS

SHIT Number 2: BN said now they hear the people's voice and needs (after the election)
Reason: The VOICE was TRANSFERED NATIONWIDE using the BERSIH/HINDRAF rallly speaker yet the BLIND-DEAF retarded BN spoilt kids treated it like DISCO music and keep dancing happily with it.

SHIT Number 3:MCA claimed that the "KERIS" incident hurt the community deeply (after the elction)
Reason: ASSHOLES !!!! Now only you people realize?? I wonder whether you people are playing with each other's ASS during your terms for more than 51 years in our country.

Of course there are alot of the SHITS here and there.....and If you realize what they are doing/commenting lately, they are NOT ....NOT evaluating themselves. They are more to passing the shits around and SHARE it !!!!

Just like.......THIS !

Who is the VICTIM?

Sometime SOMEONE or SOMETHING try to do something on you....but not many will success...just like this...

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But ended up like this.....

In a PILE of TAHI

Sometimes you can laugh when something happened to your friends....
Sometimes you can joke on other's misfortune...
Sometimes you can make fun with using other's incidents...
But I WARN you...the below are not FUNNY at all !

I was working very hard on the 9 April 2008 @ 11am....(The BLACKEST day in my life)
Suddenly, I got a call from my dad...

PHONE CONVERSATION:
Me:Hello...anything?
Dad:Err....boy....I tell you something but you don't exclaim first ...ok?
Me:What is it? (Wondering what is behind him in such a freaking tone...is freaky to be honest)
Dad:My friend's daughter who is doing IT also.....very VERY pretty....you can make friend with her first....blah blah blah....
Me:WHAT???!!!! You too free is it? Nothing much to do?Duhhhh....
Dad:Seriously, make friends only ma....no harm....
(I wonder how to make friends ONLY in such HORRIBLE situation)

I am not sure what hit my dad's brain. He always like to help us plan things....including...THOSE PLANS....
After the conversation, he sent me a sms...and it looks something like below:

SMS:
Nick here's d girl name - Ms XXXXX
H/P no 016-XXX XXXX
E Mail - XXXXX@hotmail.com (email also have???!!!! Information so COMPLETE??!)

Wonder how to contact her? Never meet before...dunno who da heck she is....lagi want me to call a STRANGER out of a sudden??! HOW TO CALL?
He thinks I am calling a customer....

I always think he is a great dad.....but....sometimes....TOO GREAT is not too good...

Anyway,I am really in DEEEEP SHIT now....

Incident with KAWANKU

I believe most of my close friends knew that my personal MAJOR FINANCE BANKER - MAYBANK Kawanku (wonder who is IT's KAWAN) suck my MONEY out of a sudden without my permission last week - 02/04/2008

The story begins like this....

I went to the Maybank SST Puchong 2 to withdraw RM200. The first ATM machine suffering from MENAPAUSE (the period of permanent cessation of menstruation, usually occurring between the ages of 45 and 55) and it failed my "REQUEST". So I took out my "THING" - ATM card and "INSERT" into another ATM machine to "REQUEST" for the same thing. Well of course the 2nd machine did perform it's "JOB" well. When I took the receipt....to my HORROR....the balance was ORIGINAL amount - RM400!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fact is, I only managed to get RM200!

Horrible MAYBANK ! Telan my RM200 ! See ! Told you they are not MY KAWAN !!! KAWAN never TELAN my money one ! I am so pissed ....until I want to make some one from MAYBANK to pissed out in their underwear !! I tried to call 1300-88-6688 (Maybank Hotline)....and DAMN IT ! No one pick up the call ! I wonder what those fellas are doing at the operator house.

Without any hesitation, I drove my car from my work space to the OUTLET in puchong to lodge a report.

Me: I want to make a report on my ATM

Officer: Yes sir, what can I do for you?

Me: Yesterday I tried to withdraw......(started to tell the story)

Officer: Ok, sir ...do you have the receipt with you?

Me: Huh? Must have receipt only can claim back my money?? (Damn it, I threw away my receipt d....habis lah my money. Can't they check from their system ??? Everything also in the database ma. You think I come from HUTAN ar? I am not fauna and I am IT GRADUATE ok?????)

Officer: Don't worry, even if you don't have the receipt, you still can claim back your money.

Me: Betul ke? Then good....(In my heart say...if cannot claim back...I will Strangle you until you LAO SAI - shit out of your pants)

Officer: You can call this lady. She will help you on your case.

Me: Ok....thanks (What to do? Just SIT and WAIT la...)

I left the place....with "Some" hope.....and wait....

A day passed....and I got a call from my KAWAN...

KAWAN: Mr Nicholas Ng, this is MAYBANK calling regarding your report.

Me: Ok. What is the status?

KAWAN: In our system, it shows that you had successfully withdraw RM200 in the first ATM and our ATM shows no error in our system

Me: WHAT?!! I also know your system is "OK" and the system shows transaction "successful". But the P.R.O.B.L.E.M is I NEVER GET THE MONEY !!!! YOU CAN GO ASK SOMEONE TO CHECK THE CAMERA SEE WHETHER I GET THE MONEY OR NOT ! (I am angry now)

KAWAN: Ok sir, in that case...I will pass this matter to ATM department. But sir, you have to wait few more days lah for them so solve this.

What to do? Just wait la......

wait....

wait......

wait.........

wait.............

wait until all the flowers went dry......

wait until the sea went dry.......

wait until your TAHI also went dry......

Suddenly I saw

DATE DESCRIPTION CREDIT
07-Apr-2008 HOUSE CHQ DEP RM200

WOW ! I got back my MONEY after a harsh battle with the EVIL KAWAN-KU

I am so satisfied now....yet I am still not very happy with KAWAN-KU....Anyway...the main thing is.... I WON the battle ....and again prove that EVIL never win the GOOD ! I wonder how many people out there suffering from these kinda UN-FAIR, EVIL, treatments.....so please do not keep quiet if some BIG organization bully you ...even if they take 50 cents from your pocket...ASK ASK and ASK them ! QUESTIONED them till they give you back your hard earned 50 cents !

THE RESULTS !

After 14 days of 'Campaining' on "WHO WILL BE THE NEXT IDOL" .......the RESULTS are reviewed ....